Favourite Quotes From Teachers?

[xXNovaxX]

My home Foodtech teacher in year 11 was describing YEAST.

"Yeast is made up of many ORGASMS"
instead of ORGANISMS

LMAO.

Haha, what's an orgasm?

um i don't know if that's sarcasm , but search in in google images, LMAO, KIDDING!! PLEASE DON'T DO THAT. But yeah, i'll assume you know what it means .

[khalil]

Jack:

Getting lower than 99 is worse than death

Dont call me sir, call me Jacky babe

[xXNovaxX]

Jack:

Getting lower than 99 is worse than death

Dont call me sir, call me Jacky babe

whose jack :|

[IntoTheNewWorld]

Jack:

Getting lower than 99 is worse than death

Dont call me sir, call me Jacky babe

whose jack :|

a Springvale tutoring legend.

Jack: Are you feeling warm?
Student: err
Jack: You need a blowjob. *points to fan* That is a blow job >_> (wtf?)

There are so many other Jack's quotes but I haven't been for a while >_<

[khalil]

Student: can I get a tissue jack?
grabs tissue and is about to blow her nose gently so no one hears
Jack: Blow it all out baby!

[xXNovaxX]

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. NEVER heard of him! But  L.O.L

[shea43]

My home Foodtech teacher in year 11 was describing YEAST.

"Yeast is made up of many ORGASMS"
instead of ORGANISMS

LMAO.

Haha, what's an orgasm?

um i don't know if that's sarcasm , but search in in google images, LMAO, KIDDING!! PLEASE DON'T DO THAT. But yeah, i'll assume you know what it means .

Yeah, just a little joke, seeing if anyone was like...wtf where has this guy been

[ryley]

I remember a few months ago, all the year 12's at my school were walking down to monash peninsula for the TIS seminar. As we're walking on the road, a group of girls tried to cross and almost got hit by a car, prompting a teacher to yell out "I thought you girls would be used to walking the streets", followed by a another teacher yelling out "Yeah, but just not during the day"

[Fyrefly]

I remember a few months ago, all the year 12's at my school were walking down to monash peninsula for the TIS seminar. As we're walking on the road, a group of girls tried to cross and almost got hit by a car, prompting a teacher to yell out "I thought you girls would be used to walking the streets", followed by a another teacher yelling out "Yeah, but just not during the day"

Lol!!
Norty teacher XD XD

[xXNovaxX]

ooooo what a crude joke! I didn't interpret it that way until Fyrefly said his comment!!!!!! LMAOOOO. I thought the teacher was being sarcastic that they can't see during the day!!!! LMAO

[Over9000]

I remember a few months ago, all the year 12's at my school were walking down to monash peninsula for the TIS seminar. As we're walking on the road, a group of girls tried to cross and almost got hit by a car, prompting a teacher to yell out "I thought you girls would be used to walking the streets", followed by a another teacher yelling out "Yeah, but just not during the day"

Lol, thats so dog. Awexome role models for the students they're teaching.

[Fyrefly]

ooooo what a crude joke! I didn't interpret it that way until Fyrefly said his comment!!!!!! LMAOOOO. I thought the teacher was being sarcastic that they can't see during the day!!!! LMAO

Just for future reference...

[ninwa]

Annoying kid who spent the entire tutorial interrupting the tutor with completely irrelevant chatter: "sorry to interrupt you again, [tutor's name], but can I just say this...
Tutor: "YES YOU CAN INTERRUPT YOU'VE BEEN DOING IT ALL TUTORIAL ONE MORE TIME WON'T HURT NOW WILL IT!"
Kid: *silence*
Tutor: "out with it!!"
Kid: *irrelevant chatter for 5 mins*
Tutor: "thank you for that [kid], everyone else ignore what [kid] just said none of it was useful or correct"

I think I have a new favourite tutor!!

[xXNovaxX]

ooooo what a crude joke! I didn't interpret it that way until Fyrefly said his comment!!!!!! LMAOOOO. I thought the teacher was being sarcastic that they can't see during the day!!!! LMAO

Just for future reference...

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SORRY!!!!!!!!!!

[khalil]

ooooo what a crude joke! I didn't interpret it that way until Fyrefly said his comment!!!!!! LMAOOOO. I thought the teacher was being sarcastic that they can't see during the day!!!! LMAO

Just for future reference...

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SORRY!!!!!!!!!!

Hahaha, owned .

You went to all that trouble copying pasting cutting  circling then copying again just to prove a point? You are my rolemodel