Favourite Quotes From Teachers?

[Fyrefly]

You went to all that trouble copying pasting cutting  circling then copying again just to prove a point? You are my rolemodel

Don't forget the 6 seconds it took to upload to photobucket...

[khalil]

You went to all that trouble copying pasting cutting  circling then copying again just to prove a point? You are my rolemodel

Don't forget the 6 seconds it took to upload to photobucket...

(Image removed from quote.)

lol. photobucket? I dont like you anymore. I use paint!!

[Fyrefly]

lol. photobucket? I dont like you anymore. I use paint!!

I think you're getting confused between photoshop and photobucket... I am also of the liking-paint-ness

[mypurpleundercracka]

Not necessarily a favorite quote but a stupid one neverthelses --> further teacher today in class ahead of trial exams:

"Its really important that you shade in the correct answer"

and

"Be sure to use a calculator not a ruler"

WTF

[xXNovaxX]

Not necessarily a favorite quote but a stupid one neverthelses --> further teacher today in class ahead of trial exams:

"Its really important that you shade in the correct answer"

and

"Be sure to use a calculator not a ruler"

WTF

nothing really wrong with the 1st quote, it's just he means maybe don't make careless errors. But the 2nd one LOLLLLL. What does a calculator have to do with a ruler? o.O. Good one

[m@tty]

I was in general maths class today and when I kept telling them all the answer, the teacher said

'shhhhh they're on a voyage of discovery'

It was easy work i.e. 1+(10/100)

[kurrymuncher]

Ok, this is not really a quote from a teacher, but it is bloody ridiculous. In english today, the teacher was going on about reading time for the exam, and what strategies we can use etc. One student goes to the teacher "Miss, are we allowed to mentally think about and plan our essays in reading time.............."  - blank stare from the teacher.

I couldn't hold myself......

[xXNovaxX]

lol @ above.

[mypurpleundercracka]

Ok, this is not really a quote from a teacher, but it is bloody ridiculous. In english today, the teacher was going on about reading time for the exam, and what strategies we can use etc. One student goes to the teacher "Miss, are we allowed to mentally think about and plan our essays in reading time.............."  - blank stare from the teacher.

I couldn't hold myself......

ROFL i heard bout that at lunch, what an idiot

[QuantumJG]

Physics teacher: Chemistry is just home economics for nerds.

At uni there really doesn't seem to be some war between physics and chemistry as what there is with engineers and physicists.

Physics professor going on about some building accident: "It was the structural engineer's fault for that design, if phycists designed it there would be no problem".

Physics lab demonstrator: "You guys have done chemistry so you guys know about water bonds in more detail than in VCE?"
Me: "No I don't do chemistry"
Physics lab demonstrator: "Then what is your other science subject?"
Me: "Engineering"
Physics lab demonstrator: "You do what? Why are you doing engineering?"

lol it was just priceless, there seems to be some real issue between these guys but none of them explain why. If someone knows why please explain.

VCE: (2 weeks into specialist maths 3/4)
Teacher: "How are you going with complex numbers?"
Me: "I'm pretty... (about to finish "...much ok with them")
Teacher: "Your pretty?" (This is a male teacher too)

After that he would sing "I feel pretty" everytime we started our specialist maths class for about 3 weeks.

Another funny thing was:
Teacher: "I'll give you guys all A's if you throw this guy (me) in the bin"

And:
Student: "Mr (Teacher's name) how difficult is this SAC going to be?"
Teacher: "How much money ae you willing to pay?"

All of these jokes were completely harmless and I did not get thrown in the bin. This teacher was so funny as every double period we had he would spend the last 15 minutes talking about anything happening and what he has done (like cross a country border in Europe and forgetting his passport.

[mypurpleundercracka]

based on what kurrymuncher was saying, not necessarily a favourite quote nor a teachers quote but it takes me back to my first yr 12 transition class for legal in 08

when going through the principles of the australian parliamentary system a girl in my class asked "Miss, whats a democracy?"

teacher just looked absolutely horrified and remained silent for a while

[ninwa]

Intellectual property lecturer: “Say A sits in a railway station, copies down the train times and produces a timetable, is that an infringement of the copyright in the original timetable?”

Student: “No because no court would find that there was objective copying because the trains don't actually run according to the timetable."

Lecturer: "I'm sorry. I promise there won’t be stupid questions like that on the exam.”

[dino]

Methods teacher with a deep MidEast accent:
"If I toss twice, what is the probability of me getting head?"

[Over9000]

If I toss twice whats the chance of me getting a GN-III Ahead

[ZachCharge]

 :2funny: at the coin question one dino!

Year 10 Genetics and Environments teacher;
"Mmk, don't forget the genetics we are learning are at a very basic, so if anything doesn't seem right with you, don't go accusing your mother of doing it with the milkman."