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« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2008, 11:29:51 am »
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english - whilst studying enduring love
"perhaps it should be called enduring pussy"
we were all very confused!



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what.

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« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2008, 02:24:45 pm »
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Methods teacher:

"You need to work on your strengths, even though most of you don't have any"

And then, for the SAC in which we had multiple choice questions where we had to show the correct answer and then explain how the other answers were wrong:

"My favourite part of marking this SAC each year is reading papers that explain how the correct answer is wrong"
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« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2008, 02:50:02 pm »
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My friend has an awesome Politics teacher, who on one of his sacs wrote: "It is 12am, and I feel like I've just wasted the last 15 minutes of my life marking this."

Also, my Methods teacher in our final class: "I've had the privilege of teaching two classes this year. One was full of hard-working, dedicated students. And then there was this class. Good luck in the exams, guys."
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« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2008, 04:11:59 pm »
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english - whilst studying enduring love
"perhaps it should be called enduring pussy"
we were all very confused!



:o

what.

she's a little off.. one time she forgot her name and pretended to be someone else during student/teacher interviews!!

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Re: Favourite Quotes From Teachers?
« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2008, 04:46:00 pm »
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My legal studies teacher example of the tort 'defamation' in civil law.

"All (insert name of school) girls are sluts..... clearly that would be defamation."

Its funny because its true. Well for my school......

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« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2008, 05:34:40 pm »
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Maths teacher:

"ok class heres your test today....took me about.................................7 minutes"
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« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2008, 05:57:07 pm »
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ok i found my 2006 diary woot... these are the quotes from my methods teacher lol i wrote them all down like early on in the semester cause he always repeated them every lesson he was the funniest asian teacher, you prob wont find them funny but i still kinda do cause of the way he used to pronounce and say them

'you don't even have to do it.'        'its very easy'                  'this is positive'
'your wrong'                                   ' x taaaakeawaaay 3'
'we know'                                            'how do we deal with this?'
'very difficult'                                         'do we understand this?'
'obviously'                                         'don't worry about it'
'and also....'                                         'why bother?'
'or whatever'                                        'plenty of time'
'we can assume'                                     'excuuuse me'
'lets have example'                               'you think about it'
'so how we do this?'                               'postive, positive, positive'
'in other textbook?'                               'so very easy, yes?
'and people are still talking'                          'we give you real life situation'
'i give you example'                                    'this becomes horrible'
'one of student she told beutiful question'               'dont give me decimal place o bla bla bla'
'for instance'                                              'as i said im not going to tell you '
'you are idiot'                                     'this is correct'
'it still work but you idiot'                         'i want everyone to be able to do this'
'equals what?'                                          'come on quick everyone'
'very eeeasy'                                              'do you undertsnad this everybody!'
'so basically, its what?'                                 'i might leak you information'
'think about this'                                         'maths is sexy,  absolutely sexy'
'this scribble'                                  'all that bone, madonnas leg, theres lof of good looking girls out there'
'how many people get it?'                  'and she do does sex things'
'i think i had enough today'                'shes not good dancer or not good singer'
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« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2008, 06:00:26 pm »
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^    he's crazy


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« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2008, 06:03:41 pm »
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lol yeah he was pretty funny, we mucked around with him, cause at first like when we heard we were getting him everyone was like omg no way we're gonna protest go to the principal and all this stuff but then as time went on he was alright everyone got used to his ways i still managed a 29! even though i sucked lol
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George Orwell, 1984.

"Terrorism is the best political weapon for nothing drives people harder than a fear of sudden death."
Adolf Hitler

“The bigger the lie, the more inclined people will be to believe it”
Adolf Hitler

"Beware the leader who bangs the drums of war in order to whip the citizenry into a patriotic fervor, for patriotism is indeed a double-edged sword. It both emboldens the blood, just

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« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2008, 09:08:51 pm »
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Lol Stefanos, surely your teacher is not as crazy as my Legal teacher! Same quotes every class:

Student: Sir, can you move?
Teacher: You should see me when I go clubbing...

Student: Sir, do you go clubbing?
Teacher: Yes, I go to Homework Club, Breakfast Club and eat my cereal...

Student: Sir, can I ask you something?
Teacher: You just did!

Student: Sir, I have a question for you
Teacher: Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm already married...

Teacher: You have lovely hair... On your face!

(Student puts in make-up)
Teacher: You don't need make-up to make you look pretty; you need plastic surgery!

And my personal favourite:
Teacher: I LOVE LEGAL! WHO DOESN'T?

Best teacher ever!

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« Reply #25 on: November 30, 2008, 09:10:30 pm »
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Principal knocks on the classroom door

Prinicipal: Excuse me Mrs. P, do you have a sec?
Mrs. P: Yes, i have lots of secs

Hilarity ensues

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« Reply #26 on: November 30, 2008, 09:17:30 pm »
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lmao

i missed out on having fun teachers


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« Reply #27 on: November 30, 2008, 09:20:30 pm »
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Teacher: "I am an alien being from a planet called Xotos! I exist in my free form only as energy."

hahahahahaha he was awesome

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Re: Favourite Quotes From Teachers?
« Reply #28 on: November 30, 2008, 09:32:16 pm »
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Also:

*Girl walks into class the day before the formal COVERED in fake tan*
Teacher: "Oh hello <student's name>, I didn't recognise you! Have you been rolling around in the mud?"
*Girl bursts out crying*

and:

*teaching the concept of f(x) to the class in units 1+2*
"Suppose it was not f(x), but f(tree) or f(cloud)... or even f(pussy)! Now let us suppose we 'f' pussy for pussy-values of 2. If f(pussy) = pussy^2 + pussy, and we 'f' pussy at pussy equal to 2, then we find that 'f'ing pussy generates the value of 6"

He was so awesomely inappropriate. And the best part was, he knew EXACTLY what he was doing, and most of the class just thought he was old and senile, but I swear to god he was just mocking us. He was AWESOME. Best maths teacher EVER.

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« Reply #29 on: November 30, 2008, 09:34:56 pm »
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Also:

*Girl walks into class the day before the formal COVERED in fake tan*
Teacher: "Oh hello <student's name>, I didn't recognise you! Have you been rolling around in the mud?"
*Girl bursts out crying*


Lol, I think every girl has experienced this before a formal! Especially if their fake tan is patchy. :P