Favourite Quotes From Teachers?

[Aye Bay Bay]

"Get off those drugs".
My yr 9 maths teacher always said that to my friend whenever he said something absurd that me and my mates found funny.

[Odette.]

Maths teacher:

"ok class heres your test today....took me about.................................7 minutes"
LOL

Hahaha can totally relate to that one...
Maths Teacher: Right everyone you have 2 hours to complete this exam, it took me around 12 minutes to complete...
Everyone: O_O OMG

LOL

[xox.happy1.xox]

It wasnt to me then. Trust me. I was scared. 

you got to have more faith in your teachers, especially if they're like the rafei babe.

Hey, she was actually a good teacher...

[psychlaw]

Now that school is over, I guess it would be wise to think about your favourite teacher quotes over the past years...

I guess some of mine are:

Coordinator: 'Alana, I'm sick and tired of writing your name out!' (When I received like, 20 awards at assemblies in a row; we have one each term.)

lol...
I don't get it, you say you're not doing well in maths and stuff, but at the same time your winning all these awards?

[Mao]

My EL teacher: May you please perform the act of being quiet.

[Glockmeister]

My Spech teacher after I got a very low score one one of my assignments.

"You must have been on substances."

[cobby]

Another good quote - P.E Teacher

Teacher:When will you boys shut the fire truck up!!??
Student: Fire truck? whats that?
Student: OHHH I get it, Sir do you Fire Truck?, you have 2 kids you must've at LEAST TWICE
Teacher: Fire truck you

[Odette.]

Another good quote - P.E Teacher

Teacher:When will you boys shut the fire truck up!!??
Student: Fire truck? whats that?
Student: OHHH I get it, Sir do you Fire Truck?, you have 2 kids you must've at LEAST TWICE
Teacher: Fire truck you

haha

[curry_in_a_hurry69]

the song 'dont worry b happy' was playin on our skool bell and our math teacher said 'this is something that should b playin when ur on the beach smokin a joint'

[xox.happy1.xox]

Now that school is over, I guess it would be wise to think about your favourite teacher quotes over the past years...

I guess some of mine are:

Coordinator: 'Alana, I'm sick and tired of writing your name out!' (When I received like, 20 awards at assemblies in a row; we have one each term.)

lol...
I don't get it, you say you're not doing well in maths and stuff, but at the same time your winning all these awards?

Lol, this is for subjects other than maths... My teacher (Methods & Specialist) wouldn't nominate me for a maths award in my life!

[JL_91]

My Biology teacher is full of quotable quotes...here's a small sample (I'm consulting his Facebook appreciation society as I'm writing this lol!)...

"It's a doozy!"
"It's a crackerjack!"
"You...bananas." (or 'pineapples', 'silly sausages'...)
"Just don't think about too much." (this was what he said before our mid-year exam)
---
student: "There's a German study tour this year."
teacher: "A German study tour? Really? Where to?"
---
teacher: "What does your boyfriend do?"
student: "He's an electrician."
teacher: "An electrician, huh? Does he...turn your lights on?!" (he didn't mean this in a dirty way at all but it really sounded bad)

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teacher: "What does your boyfriend do?"
student: "He's an electrician."
teacher: "An electrician, huh? Does he...turn your lights on?!" (he didn't mean this in a dirty way at all but it really sounded bad)

Haha... Then there were quotes that just made me laugh my head off:

"Goggly-gook"
"Whoop whoop TAFE" (They didn't think any of us were going to make it to Uni. )
"Doovie-whackies"
and my personal favourite:
"If you fail to prepare; prepare to fail!" ---> So true!

[bubble sunglasses]

  "Max! This is top stuff!!!"  -[very gullible] yr9 music teacher to my not-so-verbose friend who had taken his assignment [a 1000 word essay on an instrument] directly from the internet.
  I also used the plagiarism method for that particular assigment as we all had a tonne of other homework to do and we just knew with that guy we could get away with it.

[Mao]

  "Max! This is top stuff!!!"  -[very gullible] yr9 music teacher to my not-so-verbose friend who had taken his assignment [a 1000 word essay on an instrument] directly from the internet.
  I also used the plagiarism method for that particular assigment as we all had a tonne of other homework to do and we just knew with that guy we could get away with it.

I plagiarised in year 9 music as well xD copied straight off wikipedia

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I plagiarised all throughout year 8... And I only get C+'s! Well, just goes to show that the teacher still isn't satisfied with stuff of the Internet. Go figure.