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xXNovaxX

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Re: Favourite Quotes From Teachers?
« Reply #135 on: September 01, 2009, 10:45:47 pm »
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lolllll. some1 shoulda said "smile for the camera"
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« Reply #136 on: September 01, 2009, 10:54:06 pm »
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this isn't a teacher's quote but something I overheard from a student in a tute today...
"How do you "break" a sound barrier? Sound isn't solid!"


um, and she wasn't joking
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Re: Favourite Quotes From Teachers?
« Reply #137 on: September 04, 2009, 03:30:55 pm »
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Bio teacher: "Guys you can cross out this function of cholesterol question on your practice exam...They'll never give you a question about cholesterol on an exam."

Bio exam day... q.2-What is the function of cholesterol in the cell membrane
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« Reply #138 on: September 04, 2009, 04:53:19 pm »
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Physics teacher: Chemistry is just home economics for nerds.
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« Reply #139 on: September 04, 2009, 06:20:09 pm »
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Quote from: kurrymuncher on September 04, 2009, 04:53:19 pm
Physics teacher: Chemistry is just home economics for nerds.
haha! Jack's: goodt! A+st, B+st, C+st (he doesnt say D+st or E+st though)
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« Reply #140 on: September 04, 2009, 10:20:10 pm »
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crim tutor:
"criminal law exams are so boring! when I wrote the exam I made the sexual offences section really interesting. but the chief examiner said it was too smutty and took all the fun kinky bits out. *sulky face*"

why are all my uni lecturers insane?
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Re: Favourite Quotes From Teachers?
« Reply #141 on: September 04, 2009, 11:02:25 pm »
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Methods teacher: "Ok guys five minutes to go" (in SAC)

30 seconds later...
Bell.
Me "what the fuck" while kicking over a chair (missed 10 marks because of time)
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Re: Favourite Quotes From Teachers?
« Reply #142 on: September 05, 2009, 10:11:07 pm »
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Quote from: andrewloppol on September 05, 2009, 07:25:36 pm
Quote from: shea43 on September 04, 2009, 11:02:25 pm
Methods teacher: "Ok guys five minutes to go" (in SAC)

30 seconds later...
Bell.
Me "what the fuck" while kicking over a chair (missed 10 marks because of time)
LOL Shannon?
What a dud.
Yeah Shannon, and I bet you guys'll get extra time to finish yours off if needed
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Re: Favourite Quotes From Teachers?
« Reply #143 on: September 05, 2009, 11:36:02 pm »
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It was funny in Jap the other day... we were learning how to conjugate verbs into て (te) form... て form can be used to ask someone to do something.
*So* our Jap sensei got us all to write something random on a piece of paper and put it in a hat.

Mine was テーブルの下で会って下さい。　("Please meet me under the table.")
Anywayz... there was stuff like "Please give me an apple" and "Please speak French" (to which I replied: "Je ne parle pas français"... she was like... uh... what? XD).

We all drew one out of the hat, found someone, asked each other to do the thing, then swapped and found someone else, right?

So anywayz... a guy on my table didn't get one, so my sensei fishes one out especially for him ("Aahhh.... I have a good one for you, ____-san")... he reads it under his breath, takes a minute to figure out what it means and then all he says is "...I better find a girl for this..."

It said:

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"Please take off your clothes."
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Re: Favourite Quotes From Teachers?
« Reply #144 on: September 06, 2009, 01:19:48 pm »
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'They're numbers girls, so treat them respect!' - Maths teacher

'What did the zero say to the eight? Ooh nice belt!' - Maths teacher

LOL I think I'm the only one to find these funny....
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Re: Favourite Quotes From Teachers?
« Reply #145 on: September 06, 2009, 01:50:35 pm »
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Quote from: Ilovemathsmeth on September 06, 2009, 01:19:48 pm
'They're numbers girls, so treat them respect!' - Maths teacher

'What did the zero say to the eight? Ooh nice belt!' - Maths teacher

LOL I think I'm the only one to find these funny....

HAHAA, THATS SO CUTE.
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Re: Favourite Quotes From Teachers?
« Reply #146 on: September 06, 2009, 01:55:43 pm »
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« Reply #147 on: September 09, 2009, 03:39:56 pm »
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My home Foodtech teacher in year 11 was describing YEAST.

"Yeast is made up of many ORGASMS"
instead of ORGANISMS

LMAO.
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Re: Favourite Quotes From Teachers?
« Reply #148 on: September 09, 2009, 04:24:26 pm »
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Quote from: xXNovaxX on September 09, 2009, 03:39:56 pm
My home Foodtech teacher in year 11 was describing YEAST.

"Yeast is made up of many ORGASMS"
instead of ORGANISMS

LMAO.

Haha, what's an orgasm?
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Re: Favourite Quotes From Teachers?
« Reply #149 on: September 09, 2009, 05:08:22 pm »
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'you just got pwned son'
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