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ganges

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Jokes
« on: July 23, 2008, 07:52:47 pm »
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Just like they say laughter is the best medicine......

Heres a pickup line....

I wish you were my homework, so i could take you home, slam you on the table and do you all night long.

You are so hot you denature my proteins.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2008, 08:03:48 pm »
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Just like they say laughter is the best medicine......

Heres a pickup line....

I wish you were my homework, so i could take you home, slam you on the table and do you all night long.

You are so hot you denature my proteins.



hah thats a good one
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« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2008, 08:08:03 pm »
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« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2008, 08:25:45 pm »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2008, 08:28:19 pm »
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HAHA love it!!! You guys have like a whole encyclopedia of them, my life is completete.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2008, 08:36:05 pm »
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A nerdy pick up line that i have ACTUALLY used before at an underage. I was like "i may be a bit obtuse but or an acute girl." she just giggles and walked off. i know how weird since that's such a sexy pick up line. right?

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2008, 09:11:52 pm »
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Lol undderages

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« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2008, 09:15:57 pm »
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Hehe, I always find that the line 'do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again' always makes me laugh from denial. :)

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« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2008, 10:17:50 pm »
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Hehe, I always find that the line 'do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again' always makes me laugh from denial. :)

haha, that's a good one xD
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« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2008, 01:28:09 am »
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« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2008, 01:29:01 am »
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And here's my 1000th post.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2008, 01:48:35 am »
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Congrats on being part of the furniture excal :D.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2008, 08:21:55 am »
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And here's my 1000th post.

You'll beat me in posts within a week or two :P
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2008, 04:29:31 pm »
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And here's my 1000th post.

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