At the risk of sounding like an abusive euphuist, I will attempt to humbly set forth a brief précis of Bucket's most cacodemonic insinuations in hopes of convincing you, the reader, to help eschew piteous moral relativism. I will start this discussion by arguing that Bucket's undoubtedly speaking through his hat when he says that the world can be happy only when his flock is given full rein. Then, I will present evidence that you don't need to be a rocket scientist to detect the subtext of this post. But just in case it's too subliminal for some, let me thrust it into your face right here: I am not predicting anything specific. Based on several things that are happening now, Bucket will till the self-aggrandizing side of the unilateralism garden sooner than you think. Unfortunately, I can already see the response to this post. Someone, possibly Bucket himself or one of his serfs, will write a stultiloquent piece about how utterly balmy I am. If that's the case, then so be it. What I just wrote sorely needed to be written.
i mean, lol
