The "taking quotes in their original context" thread

[xXNovaxX]

Ouch!!!!

LOL, Ninwa don't worry =P

[Cthulhu]

 hey guys first quote of the 2010s!

<Syncness> apparently, females get 300x the enjoyment from orgasms then men
<Syncness> no joke
<Syncness> lol
<AppleXYZ> yeah
<AppleXYZ> i know
<AppleXYZ> thats why
<AppleXYZ> i always wanted to have a pussy for a day
<AppleXYZ> that'd be mad

It had to be an AppleXY quote... COME TO IRC!

Happy New Year

[Syncness]

21:47   Syncness        • females also have more erogenous zones than males.
 21:47  @AppleXY         • yeah
 21:47  @AppleXY         • CLITZZZZZ
 21:47   Syncness        • much more
 21:47  @AppleXY         • G-SPOTZZZ
 21:47   Syncness        • we get the head and a g-spot
 21:47   Syncness        • girls have an encyclopedia's worth
 21:47  @AppleXY         • rofl
 21:48  @AppleXY         • damn
 21:48   Cthulhu         • the male g-spot is in an inconvenient place though
 21:48   AppleThief      • i wrote an anthropology essay and quoted someone who said wimmenz can have 7 types of orgasm
 21:48  @AppleXY         • but it hurts
 21:48  @AppleXY         • for them
 21:48   Syncness        • and we don't even feel it -.-`
 21:48  @AppleXY         • when they are unvirginized
 21:48   Syncness        • once in their whole life
 21:48  @AppleXY         • coz of the hymen
 21:49  @excal           • hello
 21:49  @excal           •
 21:49  @excal           • again
 21:49   Syncness        • then it gets better at an exponential rate, which can be drawn as
 21:49  @AppleXY         • hi there
 21:49   Syncness        • e^kt
 21:49  @AppleXY         • yeah
 21:49  @AppleXY         • for us
 21:49   Cthulhu         • http://vcenotes.com/forum/index.php/topic,5967.msg218746.html#msg218746
 21:49   Cthulhu         • :]
 21:49  @AppleXY         • it gets shitter
 21:49  @AppleXY         • and shitter

[Syncness]

15,13 21:51  11@AppleXY         14• im dumbshit
15,13 21:51  11@AppleXY         14• a*
15,13 21:51  11@AppleXY         14• lol
15,13 21:51  11 kingpomba       14• what a bloody smart dog
15,13 21:51  11@AppleXY         14• evidence right there
15,13 21:51  11 Cthulhu         14• ....
15,13 21:51  11@AppleXY         14• lol
15,13 21:51  11 Cthulhu         14• ............
15,13 21:51  11@AppleXY         14• LOL
15,13 21:51  11 Cthulhu         14• .........................
15,13 21:51  11 TrueTears       14• lol
15,13 21:51  11 TrueTears       14• hahaha
15,13 21:51  11 Cthulhu         14• nah
15,13 21:51  11 Cthulhu         14• i've already quoted you once today
15,13 21:51  11@AppleXY         14• lol
15,13 21:51  11 Syncness        14• rofl kingpomba

[Syncness]

21:55   Syncness        • TrueTears.
 21:55  @AppleXY         • laters AUDI TT
 21:55   kingpomba       • decent genetics but they lacked the random chance of accident gene
 21:55  @AppleXY         •
 21:55   Cthulhu         • my grandad is nearly 80 and still goes running every morning
 21:55   kingpomba       • like the anti getting hit by a bus gene
 21:55   Cthulhu         • see ya TrueTears
 21:55   Syncness        • Try to find the k in the exponential formula of the experience of female orgasms
 21:55   Syncness        • I have the core, e^kt
 21:55   Syncness        • but finding k is very hard
 21:55  @AppleXY         • lol
 21:55   Syncness        • *nodd*
 21:55  @AppleXY         • woah
 21:55   Cthulhu         • k is a constant?
 21:55  @AppleXY         • so
 21:55  @AppleXY         • when
 21:55   Cthulhu         • t is time?
 21:55  @AppleXY         • they're like
 21:55   Syncness        • yes, k is a constand
 21:55   Syncness        • and an integer.
 21:55   Syncness        • Good luck.
 21:55  @AppleXY         • nah
 21:55  @AppleXY         • i dont think its
 21:55  @AppleXY         • e^kt
 21:55  @AppleXY         • because
 21:55   Syncness        • T would be amount of a period of time? lol
 21:55  @AppleXY         • you're saying
 21:55  @AppleXY         • when they get older and older
 21:56   Cthulhu         • I suspect it would be a differential equation
 21:56  @AppleXY         • they have more powerful orgasms
 21:56   Syncness        • time = amount of times
 21:56  @AppleXY         • i think
 21:56   Syncness        • amount of times they have sex
 21:56  @AppleXY         • it will stop when they're like 60
 21:56  @AppleXY         • or so
 21:56   Syncness        • oh, find the domain while you're at it
 21:56  @AppleXY         • it will gradually die down
 21:56  @AppleXY         • i think
 21:56   Syncness        • I think it's (0, infitiny)
 21:56   Cthulhu         • hmmmmmm
 21:56  @AppleXY         • orgasms will be the greatest in their 30s
 21:56  @AppleXY         • 20-30s
 21:56   Syncness        • make that (0,infinity]
 21:56   Cthulhu         • we need a girl volunteer and a mathematician
 21:57   Syncness        • hahahahahha

[ninwa]

Mao says:
 the word 'free' makes me feel all soft and warm on the inside  
 since I'm Asian

[ninwa]

enwiabe   : i loved how long it was
enwiabe   : $14.50 for 3 hours
enwiabe: BARGAIN
Devoted   : lol
[ninwa]: jew -_-
   [ninwa] runs
Devoted   : daniel you jew
Syncness1: jew

[slothpomba]

<amiriteishome> i google perky boobs
<amiriteishome> and its full of tranny porn
<amiriteishome> wtf

[Syncness]

 00:55   Syncness        • !seen bitches
 00:55   VCEBot          • Syncness, I don't remember seeing bitches.

[periwinkle]

 
  A letter to an English newspaper:

         SIR – I find it intensely humiliating to be asked by airport security staff if I have packed my own bag. This forces one to admit, usually within earshot of others, that I no longer have a manservant to do the chore for me. Gentlemen should be able to answer such questions with a disdainful: "Of course not! Do I look like that sort of person?"

[ninwa]

[21:44] <robbo> funny thing is
[21:44] <robbo> she was the first guy I went out with

[ninwa]

<ninwa> ill be too depressed to cook
<ninwa> ill just buy tonnes of chocolate
<enwiabe> :p
<Roxxii> hahaha
<Roxxii> or a premade coccy cake
<Roxxii> *choccy
<Cthulhu> premade cocky cake
<Roxxii> Cthulhu: haha shut up
<Roxxii> sometimes when i'm thinking about stuff i accidently type it

[Fyrefly]

Heh... poor, poor Roxxii...

[Glockmeister]

Ah, the good old Fruedian Slip... now on IRC.

[Cthulhu]

Thats right folks! It's time for another classic chat moment!

<Fyrefly>oh, needles i'm fine... i don't care if things go *in* me