The "taking quotes in their original context" thread

[burbs]

Could argue that was out of context!

[ninwa]

Our esteemed Ahmad has succumbed to the filthy ways of the commoners!!

<ajjdilp> i want to chase skirt

[ninwa]

<ajjdilp> it says you need anal lubricant.. don't happen to have that lying around
<burberry> im sure any lubricant would work if you are that interested in performing it
<burberry> petroleum jelly even
<ajjdilp> is that vaseline
<burberry> yeah
<ajjdilp> sounds like you know your stuff
<burberry> im trying to make it sound more professional so i dont come off
* ajjdilp takes note
<burberry> as the guy who knows how to give yourself prostate exams
<Cthulhu> too late.
<burberry> fuck

[burbs]

[00:43]  * [nina] wishes she were lesbian

[ninwa]

<@[nina]> still don't know if i'm doing the right thing
<@Cthulhu> obviously there is only one way to find out
<moofinhero> there isn't a right or wrong thing
<moofinhero> just do what you enjoy more
<@Cthulhu> rape

[Cthulhu]

* burberry_ has joined #vce
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* burberry_ is now known as burberry
<burberry>  /msg NickServ identify hunter2
<burberry> fuck
* burberry has quit (Disconnected by services)
<ninwa-vn> LOL
<Cthulhu>HAH
<ajjdilp> oh, so he wasn't lying

[burbs]

[ninwa]

<burberry> i used to pray before catching hard pokemon
<burberry> my parents told me im not allowed to do that though

[burbs]

It worked though.

[Fyrefly]

<kakar0t> hows the gym at monash?
<Fyrefly> i don't use the gym at monash
<Fyrefly> it seems ok though
<Fyrefly> ninwa has a gym pass
<kakar0t> ah she must be tank
<kakar0t> tank biatch
<Fyrefly> lol!
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<Fyrefly> speak of the devil
<kakar0t> beating up "cunts"
<kakar0t> HI
<kakar0t> NINWA GYM JUNKIE
<ninwa> I KNEW YOU GUYS DISSED ME BEHIND MY BACK
<kakar0t> haha

[ninwa]

regarding

<@Fyrefly> "fuck me softer?"
<@Fyrefly> why the fk would i need that one?

[slothpomba]

<ninwa> the last picture
<ninwa> she's clearly got her face in the cat's behind

[Fyrefly]

<ajjdilp> where's nina and binders
<Kathooluu> makin out

[MuggedByReality]

  Journalist Johann Hari on twitter:

   "Every time I publicly take on homophobes, I get loads of offers of sex - from women. *straight men take note*"

[Fyrefly]

[01:01] <robbo> there was penis on my face that night