The "taking quotes in their original context" thread

[Fyrefly]

(IRC Back Story: Mao and I are married.)

<[Mao]> daughter, I am disappoint
<Cthulhu> daughter? arent you two supposed to be married?!
<[Mao]>
* Cthulhu calls the police
<[Mao]> fuck.
* burbs hi this is the police
<[Mao]> well, I *AM* an alcoholic
<[Mao]> what can I say?
* burbs what seems to be the prolem
<Fyrefly> DAUGHTER???
<Fyrefly> INCEST
<Fyrefly> IS THIS Y I ACT AZN???
<Cthulhu> yep
<Cthulhu> weird chinese dude sleeps with his daughter
<Cthulhu> thats what the headline will be
<burbs> Cthulhu you should work for The Age
<burbs> dont let your talent go to waste

[Mao]

(IRC Back Story: Mao and I are married.)

<[Mao]> daughter, I am disappoint
<Cthulhu> daughter? arent you two supposed to be married?!
<[Mao]>
* Cthulhu calls the police
<[Mao]> fuck.
* burbs hi this is the police
<[Mao]> well, I *AM* an alcoholic
<[Mao]> what can I say?
* burbs what seems to be the prolem
<Fyrefly> DAUGHTER???
<Fyrefly> INCEST
<Fyrefly> IS THIS Y I ACT AZN???
<Cthulhu> yep
<Cthulhu> weird chinese dude sleeps with his daughter
<Cthulhu> thats what the headline will be
<burbs> Cthulhu you should work for The Age
<burbs> dont let your talent go to waste

I SWEAR that marriage is only for centerlink benefits. Oh please don't call AFP

[Mao]

[01:02]  * enwiabe used anal fissure
[01:02] <@enwiabe> ...
[01:02] <[Mao]> yeah.. enwiabe enjoys his anal fissure with high-flow anulus
[01:02] <@enwiabe>
[01:02] <@enwiabe> ESPECIALLY when the flow separates
[01:02] <@enwiabe>

[Mao]

[04:37] <[Mao]> I'll eat most things when I'm drunk
[04:37] <@enwiabe> especially other men's penises
[04:37] <[Mao]> especially *yours*
[04:37] <@enwiabe> kinky
[04:37] <@enwiabe> dont' tell nina
[04:38] <@enwiabe> i'll keep you my dirty little secret

@ninwa, I didn't tell you this.

[ninwa]

tell me what?

[burbs]

IRC WHERE EVERYTHING IS SEXY

[Cthulhu]

<Fyrefly> fb hates me
<burbs> its not alone

[Fyrefly]

<Andiio> so laggygygyygy
<Fyrefly> andiio: laggy coz too much pornz
<Andiio> WTF LOL
<Syncness> Fyrefly: Everytime I wonder what gender you are, I think Male.
<Fyrefly> syncness: I is NOT man
<CowFliesMaoDies> ONE SINGLE TOUCH FROM YOU IM GONE
<CowFliesMaoDies> STILL GOT THE RUSH WHEN IM ALONE
<CowFliesMaoDies> I THINK ITS TIME I LET YOU KNOW
<Cthulhufly> I have met Fyrefly and can confirm she has breasts
<Cthulhufly> hm
<Hutchoo> ..
<Fyrefly> =.=
<Cthulhufly> I'm gonna stop saying creepy shit

[Fyrefly]

Just setting the record straight (see: http://atarnotes.com/forum/index.php/topic,5559.msg384626.html#msg384626)

<Fyrefly> my right shoulder is a little red
<Fyrefly> like... sunburnt
<Fyrefly> must of been while driving
<CowFliesMaoDies> what did Fyrefly forget to do?
<Fyrefly> uh..
<Fyrefly> i know the answer to this one...
<Fyrefly> um...
<Fyrefly> take off my clothes, so i don't get a tan line?

[burbs]

[22:19] <@ninjaliwa> what would enwiabe do without me?
[22:20] <Fyrefly> wank

[Cthulhu]

<Fyrefly> so uh... gullible isn't in the dictionary?
<Fyrefly> >.>
<burbs> it is
<burbs> "easily persuaded or deceived"
<burbs> oh
<burbs> fuck you

[burbs]

[00:49] <@ninjaliwa> we also had sex on the bar
[00:49] <@ninjaliwa> ^_^
[00:49] <@ninjaliwa> and orgasms

and this maybe:


[00:50] <@Cthulhu> would you guys like a red headed slut?
[00:50] <@ninjaliwa> or a wet pussy

[ninwa]

this is NOT in context!

[Cthulhu]

It is.

[enwiabe]

[19:36] <ninjaliwa> oops
[19:36] <ninjaliwa> so there's a path under my windows
[19:37] <ninjaliwa> i forgot about this fact
[19:37] <ninjaliwa> 2 of the apples i had were rotten so i chucked them out my window so some bird could eat it
[19:37] <ninjaliwa> and i heard voices =.=
[19:37] <ninjaliwa> now some poor germans think its raining apples or something