The "taking quotes in their original context" thread

[Cthulhu]

<zomgSEAN> VN should have a sexiest member competition
<zomgSEAN> just as it has MVP
<Cthulhu> Fyrefly would win hands down
<zomgSEAN> rly?
<Fyrefly> win what hands down?
<Fyrefly> *back reads once again*
<Fyrefly> bob...
<Fyrefly> srsly =.=
<Cthulhu> OH WAHT
<Cthulhu> I THOUGHT IT SAID SEXIST
<Cthulhu> IM FUCKING SERIOUS

NO SHAME.

[burbs]

LOVEBIRDS... WHAT WOULD HUBBY/FATHER MAO SAY?

[Fyrefly]

LOVEBIRDS... WHAT WOULD HUBBY/FATHER MAO SAY?

What can I say? I'm a trophy wife

[Cthulhu]

[Mao]

LOVEBIRDS... WHAT WOULD HUBBY/FATHER MAO SAY?

Have an affairGET A SECRETARY to get back at her. Isn't it obvious?


Hey guys I am now looking for a young female secretary, position has good pay and very good working conditions. PM for details. Serious applicants only, modelling experience preferred.

[Cthulhu]

Maggie Gyllenhaal's resume

http://mimg.ugo.com/200811/14796/Maggie-gyllenhaal.jpg NSFW probably

[Hutchoo]

Maggie Gyllenhaal's resume

http://mimg.ugo.com/200811/14796/Maggie-gyllenhaal.jpg NSFW probably

She seems very experienced.
+1

[Fyrefly]

<Fyrefly> *hi 5*
<Fyrefly> wait, wait
<Fyrefly> how do i do the action thing
<ninjaliwa> type /me <>
<Cthulhu> /me
* Fyrefly hi-6
<Fyrefly> oh.
<ninjaliwa> close enough
<Fyrefly> fail.
* ninjaliwa hi-6s back
<Fyrefly> *face palm*

[ninwa]

<GerrySly> wow, hats of to you for mad dedication to keeping your ass clean

and

<TinyApple> no one ain't squirting water up my butthole

[slothpomba]

Ow god....

[MuggedByReality]

     ninwa and the other ardent atheists will "love" this quote, from the Archbishop of Canterbury in 1965:

   
  "A nuclear war would involve nothing more than the transition of many millions of people into the love of God, only a few years before they were going to find it anyway"

[MuggedByReality]

    Some wag on twitter on teh royal wedding: "Good thing Kate wasn't in France, she'd probably have been arrested for wearing a veil."

[MuggedByReality]

   Someone came into the shop where my friend works and inquired as to where the boss was: "D'you know where Nick is?" However, as she spoke with a strong Scottish accent, my friend thought she was doubtful as to whether he was wearing undergarments

[transgression]

wtf

[ninwa]

<binders> i've been called racist for pointing out that irish people are sarcastic bastards
* binders shrugs
<mud`> they were probably too drunk to tell if it was racism or not