The "taking quotes in their original context" thread

[cara.mel]

oh. eww

[ninwa]

far out this is embarrassing

[excal]

[23:59] <+excal> so why are you lying?
[23:59] <Roflmao2> i forgot to give u a real answer

[excal]

it was an open invitation (they knew i was there) though, trust me, talk to nina and/or enwiabe

Were you filming a porno for them?

[Glockmeister]

it was an open invitation (they knew i was there) though, trust me, talk to nina and/or enwiabe

Were you filming a porno for them?

welll... kinda, they needed someone to hold the camera so they could be the actors in their own sex tape.

i have a copy of the tape

[ninwa]

... and i have a banhammer



YEAH I JUST DID AN ENWIABE

[Glockmeister]

lol

[Glockmeister]

[21:29] <Glockmeister> because he is the Bourgeoisie
[21:29] <Glockmeister> and is oppressing the masses
[21:29] <ninaaa> haha
[21:29] <Glockmeister> using the opium that is VCEnotes.com
[21:29] <Glockmeister> lol
[21:29] *** you were kicked from #vce by enwiabe (GET OUT YOU FUCKING PROLE)

[ninwa]

Ahmad's Theorem
For calculating the severity of mosquito bites

Smad   sometimes it's not the number of them but how bad each one is. in fact it's really N * B
Smad   where B == badness
Smad   or area under the curve
Smad   (for more complicated scenarios)
midas_touch   what values can B take?
Smad   B is area multiplied by average depth
Smad   i.e. volume
Smad   so we really have R = \int_0^{N} B[n] dn

[bturville]

Ahmad's Theorem
For calculating the severity of mosquito bites

Smad   sometimes it's not the number of them but how bad each one is. in fact it's really N * B
Smad   where B == badness
Smad   or area under the curve
Smad   (for more complicated scenarios)
midas_touch   what values can B take?
Smad   B is area multiplied by average depth
Smad   i.e. volume
Smad   so we really have R = \int_0^{N} B[n] dn

thats all good and well, but this theory fails because it does not take itchiness and duration into account.

[Cthulhu]

Sure it does. B is a combination of both the duration and itchiness () and it should be more correctly named Ahmad's Axiom.

[bturville]

According to good sir Ahmah B is volume. A fat mozzie bite with no itch is better than a small intensely itchy one. Until that is taken into account I am dissatisfied and unable to calculate the severity of my bites (of which i have 3 currently, for anyone interested)

[bubble sunglasses]

[23:59] <+excal> so why are you lying?
[23:59] <Roflmao2> i forgot to give u a real answer

 bahahahaha

[xox.happy1.xox]

Lol, so much maths talk.

[ninwa]

moofinhero:   UoM song?
moofinhero:   DO YOU HAVE A SCHOOL SONG
nina:   I KNOW THE UOM SONG
moofinhero:   YOU DO?
nina:   YEP
nina:   THERES A SQUARE IN THERE
nina:   AND A NERD AS WELL
nina:   THERE ARE BOOKS TO READ
nina:   THEY STRUGGLE TO BREED
nina:   OPEN WIDE, COME INSIDE
nina:   IT'S MELBOURNE
nina:   FUCK MELBOURNE
   nina runs
Ahmad0:   LOL
Ahmad0:   nice
moofinhero:   hahahha
moofinhero:   love it
Ahmad0:   i'd normally complain fiercely but i'm too absorbed in the serenity of this maths book
Ahmad0:   \o/
moofinhero:   now SING THE MONASH ONE
alira:   hi
nina:   hi
nina:   i don't know the monash one
alira:   a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q, q r s t u v w x y z, now i know my a b c, i can get into monash now!
alira:   (good song)
nina:   SNAP
cmel:   there are two qs
alira:   thats how it goes right?
alira:   U PAUSE!
nina:   i like that one alira
cmel:   you don't repeat q
alira:   you do
alira:   u pause
alira:   and then go Q
cmel:   you pause after p
alira:   RSTUVWXYZ
alira:   hahaha oh ok
alira:   right
alira:   i did it wrong in prep
alira:   LOL
cmel:   abcdefg, hijk<fast>lmnop</fast>, qrs, tuv, wx, y and z
nina:   what
nina:   alira
cmel:   you won't make it into monash
alira:   hahaha righteo
Ahmad0:   LOL alira ahahah
nina:   you fail at alphabet song
alira:   hahahahaha
Ahmad0:   you say m n o p PAUSE q r s ..
alira:   RIGHT
nina:   ALIRA WOULDN'T GET INTO MONASH
   alira cries
nina:   HAHAHAHHAA