It's story time kids!

[Toothpaste]

So yeah.
Once upon a time I stole this dinosaur from the Royal Botantic Gardens.

It was a pterodactyl rawr rawr.
I called it Dorothy and force fed it overdue cashew nuts.

The council then evicted my dinosaur's family from the gardens. Banish. Gone.

You know, when that place was infested by Fruit Bats.

Oh wait, shit, I stole a fruit bat.



.... what
I'm just exercising my imagination.

Okay I'll lock it myself.

[shinny]

Due to a lack of Sweet Nothings, I just happened to find this conveniently pre-locked thread which actually has some sort of continuity with what I'm posting. Excellent.

CHAPTER TWO.
CLICK HERE KIDDIES!

Don't forget to check out the photos and (at least some of) the comments.
Also check out this, this, this and that after you read chapter 2.