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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #105 on: November 23, 2010, 07:40:20 pm »
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« Reply #107 on: November 23, 2010, 07:49:14 pm »
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ROFL at the Jim's advertisement!
The picture one is also LOL.


Seriously though, Jim has so much shiet!
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« Reply #108 on: November 26, 2010, 01:07:07 pm »
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 Our PM made a joke fit for this thread, poking fun at the diminutive stature of the Speaker of the House of Commons (Mr Bercow)

"Mr Cameron recounted to his audience how Health Minister Simon Burns had recently backed his ministerial car into the Speaker’s official limousine in Speaker’s Court.
An angry Mr Bercow descended from his state apartments, Mr Cameron said, and shouted at Mr Burns: ‘I’m not happy!’
‘To which Mr Burns replied: “Well, which one [of the Seven Dwarfs] are you?'"
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« Reply #109 on: November 26, 2010, 01:08:22 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #112 on: November 28, 2010, 02:00:54 am »
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OMG
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #113 on: November 28, 2010, 11:00:55 am »
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« Reply #114 on: November 28, 2010, 08:38:44 pm »
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Thought I'd post up all the nerdy maths jokes: (WARNING: some of them are very corny)



















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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #116 on: November 29, 2010, 01:33:13 pm »
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Some of these r so funny :D
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« Reply #117 on: November 29, 2010, 08:18:31 pm »
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« Reply #118 on: December 01, 2010, 01:43:03 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #119 on: December 01, 2010, 07:22:11 pm »
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Saw this today at monash, rofl'd, and took a picture. Now re-posting from facebook:

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