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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #120 on: December 03, 2010, 01:55:33 am »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #121 on: December 03, 2010, 10:43:31 am »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #122 on: December 03, 2010, 01:14:52 pm »
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best comment:
"Does Quantas fly to Quatar?"
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #123 on: December 03, 2010, 01:17:38 pm »
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   My Dad's "laptop" morphed into a lapdance
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"People living deeply have no fear of death"
                                      -Anais Nin

"In the 2nd grade, they asked us what we wanted to be. I said I wanted to be a ballplayer and they laughed. In the 8th grade they asked the same question and I said a ballplayer again and they laughed a little more. By the 11th grade no one was laughing."
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #124 on: December 03, 2010, 02:04:48 pm »
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Quote from: ninwa on December 03, 2010, 01:14:52 pm
"Does Quantas fly to Quatar?"

Sorry but I absolutely must do this: QANTAS, Queensland And Northern Territory Air Service
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #125 on: December 03, 2010, 04:56:07 pm »
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Monopoly jokes:












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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #126 on: December 03, 2010, 05:24:11 pm »
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Quote from: pi on December 03, 2010, 04:56:07 pm
Monopoly jokes:

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The "just visiting" should have been a conjugal visit or something.

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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #127 on: December 04, 2010, 03:10:15 pm »
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The moccies make it golden.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #128 on: December 04, 2010, 05:01:20 pm »
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Us Asians are so fucking cool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZQdydWtGis
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #129 on: December 04, 2010, 05:14:25 pm »
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Quote from: ninwa on December 04, 2010, 05:01:20 pm
Us Asians are so fucking cool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZQdydWtGis

I'd choose the smoking slutty slut any day xD
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #130 on: December 04, 2010, 05:56:51 pm »
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Quote from: Mao on December 04, 2010, 05:14:25 pm
Quote from: ninwa on December 04, 2010, 05:01:20 pm
Us Asians are so fucking cool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZQdydWtGis

I'd choose the smoking slutty slut any day xD

WOAH, that made me LOL and feel sorry for them at the same time.
That guy is an idiotface.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #131 on: December 04, 2010, 06:09:31 pm »
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Wow that was hilarious
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #132 on: December 04, 2010, 09:51:18 pm »
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LOL omg that was hilarious
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #133 on: December 04, 2010, 10:07:18 pm »
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What's 'timing'? i don't get it...
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #134 on: December 04, 2010, 10:39:12 pm »
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I think she was referring to the fact that she was there to look after the guy when he was sick whereas screaming lady was "busy"
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