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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #345 on: December 22, 2011, 10:06:22 am »
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When life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
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« Reply #346 on: December 23, 2011, 05:16:34 pm »
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I was on a yacht the other day, when I accidentally dropped my laptop into the water. Now there's a Dell rolling in the deep.
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« Reply #347 on: December 23, 2011, 07:16:16 pm »
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« Reply #348 on: December 23, 2011, 07:34:14 pm »
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Quote from: pi on December 18, 2011, 02:22:05 pm
Quote from: aiming_95 on December 18, 2011, 02:19:00 pm
That joke is 11653 words long.

Yep, and don't spoil it! :)
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« Reply #349 on: December 25, 2011, 09:07:57 pm »
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Dear Ass Clause, I really wanna thanx you for all of the heavy rain, hailstorms, thunderstorms and all of the damages and power outtages that would've result from this all.

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« Reply #350 on: December 25, 2011, 09:34:14 pm »
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« Reply #351 on: December 25, 2011, 10:17:06 pm »
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Quote from: pi on December 18, 2011, 02:00:46 pm
http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

OMG takes so long to read... 25 pages wtf haha.

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« Reply #352 on: December 26, 2011, 11:10:23 pm »
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I swear Karl Stefanovic is such a cheeky cunt.

I love this guy <3 (no homo).



Goodnight AN :D.
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« Reply #353 on: December 26, 2011, 11:13:57 pm »
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« Reply #354 on: December 27, 2011, 01:17:53 am »
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Was just browsing over a few of the photos from 'Trust Me, I'm an "Engineer"'s page, thought I might post a few I enjoyed








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From elsewhere,



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« Reply #355 on: December 31, 2011, 11:16:35 am »
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« Reply #356 on: December 31, 2011, 02:24:50 pm »
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And since no one from IRC posted it,

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/230722228491

Read down from "Greetings" (credits to nina[?])

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No worries IRC, that's too easy... :|
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« Reply #357 on: January 02, 2012, 04:55:43 pm »
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Re: captcha, the engine only ever generates one word, and use that word as a validity test. The other word is typically from a scanned book, which the computer cannot recognise using its OCR algorithms. Essentially, you are helping services such as Google to index printed books. I occasionally come across greek letters and punctuations and such.

Which means, you can help the indexing service, or seriously troll them
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« Reply #358 on: January 03, 2012, 09:48:54 pm »
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(credit to Camo)
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« Reply #359 on: January 06, 2012, 02:25:37 am »
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Love Cyanide and Happiness ;D



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