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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #330 on: December 01, 2011, 09:53:16 pm »
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How fast can you guess these words?

1. BOO_S

2. _ _ NDOM

3. F_ _ K

4. P_ N _S

5. PU_S_

6. S_X

































Answers:1. BOOKS 2. RANDOM 3. FORK 4. PANTS 5. PULSE 6. SIX.You got all 6 wrong, didn't you?You dirty minded freak!
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #331 on: December 09, 2011, 11:25:38 pm »
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What does a chemistry student have as a meal as a way of celebrating the end of the chemistry exam? Roast chemist served with fried beakers and test tubes, a solution of copper sulphate and guacamole.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #332 on: December 10, 2011, 03:11:58 am »
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Quote from: TrueTears on December 01, 2011, 09:53:16 pm

2. _ _ NDOM


This was the only word I got correct... I have an irrevocably perverse mind, don't I? :-[
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #333 on: December 10, 2011, 09:18:13 am »
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Have you heard the one about the admin and the account?
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #334 on: December 11, 2011, 10:06:10 pm »
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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says "A beer please, and one for the road."

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

He couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to him.

He said she was average because she was mean.

Pencils could be made with erasers on both ends, but that would be pointless.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #335 on: December 13, 2011, 02:16:50 am »
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man this isn't a joke but the other day I realised I locked my car keys in the car (silly, I know). I'm looking in wondering what to do and this guy comes up and asks if I need a hand. He takes his pants off, rolls them up and touches my car door with them... and the door unlocks. I ask him how he did it, to which he replied:

"these are my khakis."
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #336 on: December 13, 2011, 10:41:47 pm »
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(^_^)Y




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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #337 on: December 13, 2011, 10:48:56 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #338 on: December 14, 2011, 09:37:01 am »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #339 on: December 16, 2011, 07:27:07 am »
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Messi met a girl at a bar.

She said, "Do you want to have a bit of fun?"

Messi, "Yes sure, go get ready I'll be waiting for you." He winked.

She comes back and finds Xavi and Iniesta in bed. She says, "Wait, why are they in the bed?"

Messi replies, "Oh, I can't perform without them."
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #340 on: December 18, 2011, 02:00:46 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #341 on: December 18, 2011, 02:19:00 pm »
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That joke is 11653 words long.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #342 on: December 18, 2011, 02:22:05 pm »
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Quote from: aiming_95 on December 18, 2011, 02:19:00 pm
That joke is 11653 words long.

Yep, and don't spoil it! :)
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #343 on: December 18, 2011, 02:38:13 pm »
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Why was the robot hospital shut down?

...

It performed an illegal operation. *ba-dum tsh!*
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #344 on: December 18, 2011, 03:51:12 pm »
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Quote from: pi on December 18, 2011, 02:22:05 pm
Quote from: aiming_95 on December 18, 2011, 02:19:00 pm
That joke is 11653 words long.

Yep, and don't spoil it! :)

Pretty sure it's not actually true

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