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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #555 on: May 20, 2012, 02:51:27 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #556 on: May 20, 2012, 07:48:46 pm »
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the expression on the cow's face makes me lose it.
best ever
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #557 on: May 20, 2012, 09:51:45 pm »
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbYqDFvM0wE&feature=player_embedded
Sadly I'm not sure this qualifies as a joke...
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #558 on: May 20, 2012, 10:06:07 pm »
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Is this something out of a VCE student's nightmare?



I wonder how on earth that happened

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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #559 on: May 20, 2012, 10:14:39 pm »
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I wonder how on earth that happened
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #560 on: May 20, 2012, 10:31:14 pm »
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Anyone else?

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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #561 on: May 20, 2012, 11:38:10 pm »
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^Obviously 3 pages and 10 quotes is better... that way you have to write less yourself.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #562 on: May 21, 2012, 08:33:20 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #563 on: May 21, 2012, 11:28:40 pm »
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bahahahaha
who comes up with this stuff



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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #564 on: May 22, 2012, 03:21:13 pm »
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quite possibly the best summary of the Lord of the Rings ever

in fact go visit his site it's hilarious http://www.booksofadam.com/

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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #565 on: May 22, 2012, 08:14:17 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #567 on: May 22, 2012, 10:00:17 pm »
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wow, 39 pages of jokes?

dammit, all of the good chemistry jokes argon..

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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #568 on: May 22, 2012, 10:10:47 pm »
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=D

You guys will only get the joke if you've watched "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" :p

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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #569 on: May 22, 2012, 11:39:40 pm »
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^ best movie ever

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