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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #930 on: July 17, 2012, 01:16:28 am »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #931 on: July 17, 2012, 04:45:52 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #938 on: July 18, 2012, 09:14:36 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #940 on: July 18, 2012, 10:11:04 pm »
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Some observations though:

  • Wouldn't it be wireless?
  • If an abortion happens, would that be a printer jam?
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #941 on: July 19, 2012, 01:06:27 am »
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Quote from: Gloamglozer on July 18, 2012, 10:11:04 pm
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Some observations though:

  • Wouldn't it be wireless?
  • If an abortion happens, would that be a printer jam?
No. If the printer jams, someone will have to clear it out. That'll be a caesarean.

An abortion would be more like an error code. Like when you send a document there, and the printer just freaks the fuck out and print out half a page of garbles, then just stop printing and feed the rest of the paper out. That. That's a fucking abortion.

The water breaking will be when the printer starts whirring and heating up the ink cartridge.

Sex will be when dad sends a document to mum's print server.

And most of the time the print server will say "print service unavailable because I've got a headache". But that's just an excuse because the print server is actually receiving foreign traffic while you're at work.

That cheating bitch.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #942 on: July 19, 2012, 01:07:03 am »
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Quote from: Gloamglozer on July 18, 2012, 10:11:04 pm
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Some observations though:

  • Wouldn't it be wireless?
  • If an abortion happens, would that be a printer jam?
  • If conjoined twins are born, is that double sided printing?
  • If the page is coloured but the printer only supports black and white, does that mean someone cheated?
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #943 on: July 19, 2012, 11:57:07 am »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #944 on: July 19, 2012, 02:04:28 pm »
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^^ A guy at my school was reading '50 shades of grey' at the top of his lungs, he got a principals detention LOL (3 hours after school on a Friday).
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