The best toilets

[Collin Li]

So... which toilet is the best in the University of Melbourne?

I value:
* paper towels over hand dryers
* cleanness, but if not, funny grafiti to read
* cubicle doors that you can close without having to stand so close to the toilet that your knees practically touch them
* location

Unfortunately, it's hard to think of my favourite, so I'm going to start off by eliminating some of the worst ones that I go to (often because of location):

* The toilets outside Elizabeth Murdoch Lecture Theatre A, failing dot point 1 and 3.
* Architecture ground floor, failing dot point 1.
* Union house basement level, failing dot point 1 and 2.

Some good toilets (whitelisted):
* John Medley toilets have paper towels!
* Law has nice toilets, but unfortunately no paper towels.
* The new commerce building (The Spot) has paper towels, and is nice like the Law building toilets! IMO, this is the holy grail of toilets at Melbourne, besides its poor location.

Can't think of any more. Feel free to add your own list and whatever reasons you like.

[champorado]

The toilets in The Spot.
+ I can close the toilet door without my legs nearly touching the toilet itself.
+ I think they had funny instructional posters. I remember seeing a guy wash his hands, and then he took one off the wall and left with it.
- Only paper towels (yeah, they work better than dryers, but I feel kinda wasteful when I use them).

Asia Centre - The one opposite Carillo Gantner.
There's only one stall, but I like the labels on the 'dryers'.

I haven't really been to many others. I don't like the underground union house ones, and I don't like the one on the ground floor of the old Economics and Commerce Building.

Oh, was it in the Medical Building? I think there was a toilet paper holder that had 'take BA here' or something written on it.

[squance]

LOL
This brings back memories of my orientation in 2008: the host leader made his own list of the best toilets at UoM and told us (he seemed to emphasise that the ones in the law building were the best...LOL)

I don't have a fave toilet. LOL

[AppleThief]

Upstairs in the Asia Centre fulfils all your criteria, and the taps are less evil than those outside Carrillo Gantner (i.e. they don't spray water everywhere when you put your hands under it)

[Collin Li]

Upstairs in the Asia Centre fulfils all your criteria, and the taps are less evil than those outside Carrillo Gantner (i.e. they don't spray water everywhere when you put your hands under it)

Nice reason. Never really found that a problem but I noticed it at those toilets as well!

[kurrymuncher]

i have dont have toilets at my school, we have to carry small bottles in our pockets. But its good, we dont have to ask the teacher to go to the toilet

[ReVeL]

i have dont have toilets at my school, we have to carry small bottles in our pockets. But its good, we dont have to ask the teacher to go to the toilet

Haha veryy nice. Reminds me of Rove on sunday where they showed a golfclub that you could piss in called the URO or something.. That thing was ridiculous.

[methodsboy]

we have to take shits by digging holes

[Gloamglozer]

Although I've only been UoM a few times, I thought the toilets on the ground floor of the Architecture were pretty good compared to the ones in Redmond & Barry and the 2nd (or is it 3rd?) floor Medical Building.

[squance]

Oh yeah.
I just realised.
The toilets in the Maths and Stats building are just shit. I hate 'em

[Edmund]

Disgusting: Redmond Barry

Clean: The one next to Copland Theatre, but found that there were bar soaps and once found a short curly hair on it....

Fav: Handicapped toilet at Physics Podium - Huge cubicle, paper towels and everything lol

[Ken]

The one at the Bailieu library (downstairs) was pretty good although i saw two boys washing their feet on the taps today (yuck!)

[Collin Li]

Redmond Barry isn't disgusting is it? Although I've never tried the cubicles there. Just because it doesn't have white tiles... (just rock interior).

Handicapped toilets are always good.

One thing I just remembered: Asia Centre toilets outside Carillo Gantner has mirrors which give you line of sight of people pissing in the urinals, which is poor design. Even worse, these mirrors are viewable by anyone walking past if the door is open.

[brendan]

One thing I just remembered: Asia Centre toilets outside Carillo Gantner has mirrors which give you line of sight of people pissing in the urinals, which is poor design. Even worse, these mirrors are viewable by anyone walking past if the door is open.

does it work for the chix toilets

[Ken]

One thing I just remembered: Asia Centre toilets outside Carillo Gantner has mirrors which give you line of sight of people pissing in the urinals, which is poor design. Even worse, these mirrors are viewable by anyone walking past if the door is open.

does it work for the chix toilets

chix don't have urinals.