Paul's Guide on How to Get a Girl in 9 Steps!

[TrueTears]

...when do you get your offers?

[paulsterio]

Bahaha, it depends, usually right after your exam if you're lucky

Furbob, I LOL'd, I swear this is the first time I've actually LOL'd in a while

[nisha]

If this wasnt a joke dude, this would have turned into a hate thread from the girls.

But I like the comparisons, its witty:)

[Special At Specialist]

Universities offer their best courses to those with the highest ATAR score.
If you're lucky, you might even get a double degree (2 at once) or a scholarship (not having to spend $10,000 per year).
But there's a limited number of places per course, so the competition is high.

[paulsterio]

If this wasnt a joke dude, this would have turned into a hate thread from the girls.

But I like the comparisons, its witty:)

Oh noooooo, please don't hate me

Nah, it's a joke, and thanks! I was trying to be a little cunning ;P

[eeps]

Can you tutor me Paul? Yes? Good. How much do you charge? Be my wingman. The only girl I have ever met was on Runescape and she left me for some level 120 fag. Is having a cool email address part of it too? Because [email protected] is pretty appealing in itself.

[abd123]

Paulsterio, will this work on the snobby macrobbian chicks?


Please Respond.

[taiga]

YES YES YES YES YES!

[thushan]

The aspirin, Paul, DONT FORGET THE ASPIRIN!

[thushan]

Paulsterio, will this work on the snobby macrobbian chicks?


Please Respond.

No! Macrob chicks are really nice!

[Furbob]

I've also heard that there is such thing as the Top All-Round High Pimpin Achiever Award for those who are very competent in various "subjects"

 - achieving "study scores" of 46 or higher in at least 5 subjects.


....*wonders what Thushan has to say about this*

[thushan]

I've also heard that there is such thing as the Top All-Round High Pimpin Acheiver Award for those who are very competent in various "subjects"

 - acheiving "study scores" of 46 or higher in at least 5 subjects.


....*wonders what Thushan has to say about this*

*glances over at mchli and his six 50s*

[abd123]

Paulsterio, will this work on the snobby macrobbian chicks?


Please Respond.

No! Macrob chicks are really nice!

Thats because you got a 99.95, and five 50+ SS subjects.

[nisha]

Can you tutor me Paul? Yes? Good. How much do you charge? Be my wingman. The only girl I have ever met was on Runescape and she left me for some level 120 fag. Is having a cool email address part of it too? Because [email protected] is pretty appealing in itself.

LOL.

Whats the prize if you get, the Premiers Award?

[paulsterio]

Paulsterio, will this work on the snobby macrobbian chicks?

Yeah, probably, well it's Yes according to Thushan

LOL Furbob and Thushan

Oh, there's premier awards too..............