Things that your peers say that makes you lose faith in humanity.

[Callum]

In my year 12 English class a girl asked "Who's Julia Gillard?"

[pi]

Pretty much anything my yr11 english teacher said to us (we compiled a list, here are a few):
"You may quote from the novel but in your own words"
"Do you speak Chinese? What does ping-pong mean?"
"His power is like an opium"
"He left the corpse to die"
"You know in domestic violence, where the male or female dies?"
"I didn't broke it"
"People have children and all that sort of thing"

*sigh*

[KevinooBz]

My year  9 math teacher having a go at the class because asking her what 12 x 12 is putting her under pressure. She answered 216.

[appianway]

Someone at Yale: "So hang on, you're trying to tell me Australia's a continent? You're trying to tell me that Australia's bigger than TEXAS?"

[Furbob]

"Hey catch the Lilydale line, I'm going to Box Hill which is near Wheelers hill right?"

I can see the logic but no.

[86]

"Like and share if you ever..."
"Like and share if you agree..."
"Like and share if you think..."
"1 like = 1 prayer"
"Like for..."
"Like for heaven. Ignore for hell"
"Like this if you ever..."
"You WILL share this if you..."
"If you have a heart, you will..."
"If you don't share this..."

etc

[oppalovesme]

Further maths classmate: "the x-axis is the up and down one right?"

[charmanderp]

The penis game.

[1ne]

In my psychology class we were talking about the evolution of the brain a Muslim student asked "sir evolution is fake I believe god created us" then teacher says "well you know its just a theory that some scientists believe.. creationism is true also" dafuq.. how can they both be true?

[nacho]

Nina said i wasn't mature enough to be a moderator..

[iamtom]

"Internet Explorer is the best browser, it's bundled with Windows so it has to be the best".

[Nobby]

"Are fire extinguishers flammable?!"
"Doesn't the sun go under the sea...?"
"Hippopotamuses? Don't you mean hippos?"

[Truck]

"Rack city bitch rack rack city bitch ten ten ten twentys on your titties bitch"
and
"hot girls we have problems too, we're just like you, except we're hot"

[Hutchoo]

"How can I study for the GAT?"

[Reckoner]

"Yeah, well I didn't even study"