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mikehepro

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Chem Jokes
« on: June 15, 2013, 08:18:11 pm »
Chemistry Jokes, lets go guys :)

Babe you know why you have 11 protons?
That's because your sodium fine :)
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Re: Chem Jokes
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2013, 09:14:13 pm »
Sorry, no chem jokes in the mean time... I only post them periodically.
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Re: Chem Jokes
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2013, 09:16:00 pm »
Two chemists walk into a bar.
The first chemist asks for some H2O. The second one asks for some H2O too, then he dies.
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Re: Chem Jokes
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2013, 02:37:16 pm »
What do we do with chemists when they die?

























































We Barium











lol
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Re: Chem Jokes
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2013, 03:28:52 pm »
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating...


I was like OMg
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Re: Chem Jokes
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2013, 03:34:28 pm »
Do I know any chemistry jokes?





































Na.
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Re: Chem Jokes
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2013, 09:30:02 pm »
Florine uranium carbon potassium bismuth technetium helium sulfur germanium thulium oxygen neon yttrium!
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Re: Chem Jokes
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2013, 09:44:10 pm »
What's a knife made out of?

































































Potassium, Nickel and Iron
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Re: Chem Jokes
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2013, 03:52:43 pm »


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"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths." - Steven Wright

"By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail." - Benjamin Franklin

"Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward." - Victor Kiam

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"Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime." - Red Skelton

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Re: Chem Jokes
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2013, 03:58:57 pm »
A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of drinks. As he is about to leave, he asks the waiter how much he owes.  The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!!!"
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« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2013, 04:15:36 pm »
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"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths." - Steven Wright

"By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail." - Benjamin Franklin

"Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward." - Victor Kiam

"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." - Elbert Hubbard

"Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime." - Red Skelton

"Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible." - Dalai Lama

Quote from: pi on December 22, 2012, 02:00:47 am
I love the quotes in your sig :)

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« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2013, 04:35:05 pm »
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Re: Chem Jokes
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2013, 04:55:25 pm »
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Re: Chem Jokes
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2013, 06:21:52 pm »
Quote from: silverpixeli on June 17, 2013, 04:35:05 pm
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Gold.

But seriously. If we're not part of the solution, we're part of the precipitate
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« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2013, 08:16:26 pm »
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"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths." - Steven Wright

"By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail." - Benjamin Franklin

"Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward." - Victor Kiam

"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." - Elbert Hubbard

"Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime." - Red Skelton

"Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible." - Dalai Lama

Quote from: pi on December 22, 2012, 02:00:47 am
I love the quotes in your sig :)
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