Today was one of those days where it's just one unfortunate event after another. My group assessment was to facilitate a tutorial from 9-12, with four members. We agreed everything would be finalised on Saturday. I was the only one to submit everything on Saturday. Last night everyone said "Just finishing off now!" So I went to bed. I woke up at 7am, to a message saying a team member is ill and won't be coming in. I said how much it sucks but I hope they get better, and can they please send me their work for the tutorial so I can present it instead. He said he's been sick and hasn't done anything. As in, for the 5 weeks we've been at uni, nothing. Laughable. My tutor would understand, it just meant that things wouldn't quite be as smooth for the rest of us. I get to class, I reach into my handbag and my waterbottle has not just leaked, it has completely opened and spilled. I got a nice leather bag for my birthday so this is not absorbing anything - there is a POOL OF GREEN CORDIAL in my handbag. I pull my phone out - the screen is fuzzy and then turns off. It gets really hot and sits on the desk for a while turning on and off without me touching it

Google tells me I will need a new iPhone (third this year!) but I'm committed to the rice remedy. But what is quite funny (in retrospect), is that I carry around a little personal alarm/siren where if I pull the chain, it sounds a loud siren (y'know, in case anyone attacks me). The water got into that and it triggered it, and I couldn't stop it! At all! It was SO loud and I couldn't do anything to stop it, so I had to leave my tutorial, take it to the toilet, and flush it! I'm devastated, sooo bad for the environment

But nothing would stop it! My wifi dongle, wallet, remote on my car keys, and novel, are also all ruined. Tragic.
It goes on, dear friends, but let's just leave it there and imagine a very frazzled me banging on a personal alarm system trying to explain to my class why I even have it in the first place, and then walking down the university halls to the bathroom holding it to my stomach to try and mute the sound, before flushing it down the toilet.
The good news is that I got a distinction for the presentation, despite being underprepared thanks to my flakey team mate and very frazzled thanks to the disaster cordial. So things aren't awful, just very expensive
I hope you smiled at this story, because now several hours have passed, I think I can smile at it now too
