*pat pat* It's okay, you tried XD
But yeah, it does show our devotion.
A thought that makes me sad is something like this:
Bob loves science and studies everyday in preparation for the exams.
Bill doesn't really like science but is doing the exam because it's a selective school.
Both Bob and Bill get an interview offer. Bob stutters in some parts because he's nervous, yet he tries to express his love for science as much as he can. However, Bill is indifferent about science and pretty much wings the interview, making up whatever lies he can to his interviewer to get into the school. Throughout his interview, he's super confident and relaxed.
In the end, Bill makes it in.
But that's not all.
See, Bill has an evil twin brother, Hernando (cheesy soap opera evil twin name). Now Hernando has always been jealous of Bill's natural intelligence, and Bob hears about this through a friend. So Bob goes on a 2-month journey to locate Hernando and talk to him. So after a perilous journey, Bob finds Hernando in a shady motel in the Colorado desert.
"What do you want?" said Hernando from underneath his shady brow.
"Look," says Bob, handing over pictures of the acceptance email sent by JMSS to Bill. "I've heard you don't like your brother."
"Yeah. What's it to you?"
"Nothin'. But I may have a way for you to finally get your revenge."
And with this, a smile grew on Hernando's face.
And so they planned their evil assassination of Bill. And they didn't have long too, as the summer holidays were nearly over. So they devised that on the science festival near the end of the year, they would slip some Hydrochloric acid into Bill's water bottle during the Chemistry demonstration, and enough to kill him. But because there were so many people there, they wouldn't suspect them, particularly his own brother. So, on the open day, they headed to the Chemistry labs.
"Have you got the HCl?" asked Bob.
"Got it from behind the teacher," said Hernando.
"Perfect."
Hernando then proceeded to put the Hydrochloric Acid into Bill's drink bottle unnoticed. And as soon as he took a drink, a scream shuddered.
"Help!" screamed Bill, falling to the floor.
"Plan succeeded," said Bob.
But suddenly, he felt a burning sensation in his throat too. He clutched his throat in immense pain and started gargling.
"What did you do?!"
"I slipped some Nitric Acid into your water when you were having your medication."
"You bastard!"
And then he fell down, dead.
"What a great day," said Hernando, leaning back as he put his hands in his pockets.
All of a sudden, he felt a great pain up his arm. Someone had put some Potassium Triodide (III) in his pocket!
"Oh no!" said Hernando as he was fatally blasted to the wall. And then from the corner of the room, their identical triplet brother Juan (cliche soap opera evil twin name #2) turned his head with his fedora and said:
"There's only room for Juan of us in this Chemistry Lab."
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