Teacher Quote Thread

[A TART]

Post your teachers' best quotes below






To start off with:

"Don't look back"~My Spesh teacher

Variation: "Don't ever look back"

In context: My spesh teacher uses a projector to project her notes. When she wants to move it away to make more room for writing on the board, she tells us to not look back.
"You three are my sanity"-Spesh teacher again (In reference to the entire class)
*Chem teacher sees a chocolate bunny*

"Who'd you get that from?"

"[Spesh teacher who is also head coordinator]"

"The only she gives me is a hard time."

[sudodds]

omgomgomg. I have so many. Our end of year present to our modern history teacher was a calendar with a funny quote for every month (we also put in all the dates we learned in class - twas v cute). Here are some of the best. Word of warning, they probably won't make any sense, but that's okay, they didn't make much sense in context either. You've got to imagine all of this being said with a Geordie accent as well.

- "I'm a geordie, I don't know how to smile"
- "The wheel of cheese knowledge" (literally no context)
- "If anyone is white trash, it's me"
- "I wasn't extremely punk, I had my hair spiked, but I liked indie music"
- "(talking about why he can't go to Russia, as he'll) break in to the mausoleum, snuggle up to Lenin, wait - what?"
- *does parkour on the wall* "spiderman!"

[sweetiepi]

Just a select few from my spesh and methods teacher from VCE:
- "Infinity is a dodgy number"
- "Let's trace it" (Funny, because this teacher thought the trace function was useless, and we had a kid in our methods class who'd use it for fun)
- "Expect the unexpected"
- "Let's call it a day"
- "I can't be trusted"
- "Less is more"

There's more, but I would probably end up with an essay (there's a whole tumblr blog of these quotes that yours truly (and a few others) made, with the teacher's knowledge haha)

[Calebark]

^^^^^^
WE NEED SOME QUOTES FROM THE PHYSICS TEACHER, INSANIPI. I forgot the best ones though

[sweetiepi]

^^^^^^
WE NEED SOME QUOTES FROM THE PHYSICS TEACHER, INSANIPI. I forgot the best ones though

I don't have quotes for that, I do have some videos though
I forgot them all too

[katie,rinos]

My Ancient class is actually making a yearbook of all those weird things that you can take out of context. I can't remember a lot of them now but they wouldn't make much sense without being in the class.

[A TART]

"The smarter you are the lonelier you will be. Just look at me" ~ My Chemistry Teacher praising himself.

[paigek3]

Will probably only make sense to NSW students but in year 9/10 maths my teacher said that "if you don't get into 5.3 maths you might as well shoot yourself" - jokingly of course... I hope 

[A TART]

"You can take a donkey to the lake but you can't force it to drink" ~Maths Methods teacher

"Never eat sexy... oh dear..." ~Physics teacher
(Basically, he was trying to name the 4 directions (North east blah blah), and he mixed two different acrostics (Never eat soggy wheatbix and Never entertain sexy women).

"Don't worry, I ain't gona die alone" ~ An update on my Chem teacher's marital status.

[GalacticProcess]

"Never eat sexy... oh dear..." ~Physics teacher
(Basically, he was trying to name the 4 directions (North east blah blah), and he mixed two different acrostics (Never eat soggy wheatbix and Never entertain sexy women).

That's gold!

[Calebark]

You see, I'm giving the rest of the state the wrong information, so when the state opens the exam, my class will be miles ahead

--my former Physics teacher on being the new Edrolo guy

[vox nihili]

[student name] where are your books?
Coming to physics without your books is like going to war without night vision goggles......YOU DIE

[sudodds]

--my former Physics teacher on being the new Edrolo guy

ahahaha in regards to Edrolo, another fab quote from my modern teacher (slightly paraphrased):

"I auditioned for Edrolo, and I almost got in, until they they heard my accent..."

[sweetiepi]

--my former Physics teacher on being the new Edrolo guy

The uproar on VCE DiscussionSpace over finding out about AH was quite funny to watch.

One of my old (and my fave, bless her) chem teachers used to shout out loud "mole" and do that thing Dr Evil from Austin Powers. Great fun :')

[EEEEEEP]

"If you don't study hard enough, you'll end up on the streets in Liverpool, better yet.. on the streets of Kings Cross" ~Physics teacher (he was known to be a little edgy)

Liverpool was known as a drug hot spot and was kinda laughed at a few years ago