PROMPT: As a rule, what's your favourite day of the week? Why?
Fridays.
Mondays are the start of the work/uni week, so it sucks.
Tuesdays are ruined by the thought of Monday.
Wednesdays are the middle of the work-week, so there's a small bounce here.
Thursday days are shit as you're exhausted, but the nights are great as you know tomorrow is Friday.
Fridays are
amazing because you know you have the weekend afterwards.
Saturday is a downer because by the end of it your weekend is half over.
Sundays are just the ads playing before the movie that is Monday.
As such, Fridays are best, not for the day themselves, but for the anticipation of an ideal weekend that never comes — reminsicent of some tragic Sisyphean task. In this essay I will...