Worst Tasmania Jones question ever.

[redmosez]

I wonder when Tasmania Jones began.......

They should have a multiple choice section themed on tasmania jones one year. 22 Tasmania Jones questions lol. It'd be pretty hard though. Just keep mentioning him even if it doesn't make sense

Question 1: Tasmania Jones has been captured by a the Kujojo tribe. The tribe have tied him up and allowed him to hang atop a cylinder. They have also cut him so that he is slowly bleeding out. His blood is filling a cylinder which has a radius of 5cm. The height of the blood in the cylinder is changing at the variable rate of 1/t cm/sec. He has 30 mins to live. Also the derivative of x^2 +3x is equal to:

A: -2x
B: 2x - 3
C: pi
D: 2x + 3
E: All of the above.

[StringFever]

Or Option F: You're happy that Tasmania is dead!

[magnum]

A very dissapointing way to go out.

The question was begging for him to be lowered into the vat! Could have been rescued by a magic, flying CAS calculator, much more exciting and a symbolic end to his tenure in regular methods.

Very disappointing indeed. They should have had something like:

Tasmania Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Alien Skull

where TJ finally meets his doom at the hands of the evil C.A.S aliens to signify the end of an era ...

[kdgamz]

A very dissapointing way to go out.

The question was begging for him to be lowered into the vat! Could have been rescued by a magic, flying CAS calculator, much more exciting and a symbolic end to his tenure in regular methods.

Very disappointing indeed. They should have had something like:

Tasmania Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Alien Skull

where TJ finally meets his doom at the hands of the evil C.A.S aliens to signify the end of an era ...

lol u never cease to amaze

[Gloamglozer]

A very dissapointing way to go out.

The question was begging for him to be lowered into the vat! Could have been rescued by a magic, flying CAS calculator, much more exciting and a symbolic end to his tenure in regular methods.

Very disappointing indeed. They should have had something like:

Tasmania Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Alien Skull

where TJ finally meets his doom at the hands of the evil C.A.S aliens to signify the end of an era ...

This post is worth the question writers reading.    lol

[Ilovemathsmeth]

I wonder when Tasmania Jones began.......

They should have a multiple choice section themed on tasmania jones one year. 22 Tasmania Jones questions lol. It'd be pretty hard though. Just keep mentioning him even if it doesn't make sense

Question 1: Tasmania Jones has been captured by a the Kujojo tribe. The tribe have tied him up and allowed him to hang atop a cylinder. They have also cut him so that he is slowly bleeding out. His blood is filling a cylinder which has a radius of 5cm. The height of the blood in the cylinder is changing at the variable rate of 1/t cm/sec. He has 30 mins to live. Also the derivative of x^2 +3x is equal to:

A: -2x
B: 2x - 3
C: pi
D: 2x + 3
E: All of the above.

Hilarious!

[m@tty]

...The derivative of x^2 +3x is equal to:

A: -2x
B: 2x - 3
C: pi
D: 2x + 3
E: All of the above.

I thought E was really funny, I imagine some people would actually choose it too :buck2:

[Ilovemathsmeth]

LOL I know. It's kind of a boredom thingy. Someone answered that Tasmania Jones wouldn't get his antidote on time in VCAA 2008 because he got eaten by a lion instead of working it out using logarithms