There is a facebook page makes James Lu sound like Chuck Norris.
"rumour has it he took down a dozen lions with spesh textbook and a dirty white board eraser"
My favourite Chuck Norris facts are
- "Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants"
- "When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the hulk, when the hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris".
I also made up my own.
- "Chuck Norris redefined the perfect ENTER by getting 100, since nobody can be better than Chuck Norris than Chuck Norris."
- "When Chuck Norris sits exams he doesn't have invigilators watching him, he invigilates the invigilators."
- "Chuck Noris worked out the grand unified theory for physics, it's taking the world's greatest physicists time to work out how he did it".
lol.