A eulogy to the daring, snake bitten, treasure hunting, diamond saving adventurer who lived a short but couragest life. One of his many achievements in his life was saving saving the Zambeji diamond in the year of 2007, whose daring attempt to save the diamond and ability to run back from the bottom of a steep ass gorge in half the time, never ceased to amaze me. In the cunning year of 2008 Tasmainia narrowly escaped death from a snake bite because of his greed for gold, surely that will not be forgotton among us, And finally the year of 2009 where Mr. Jones was to save a stupid statue which most likely was twice his size. However, it remains a mystery if he saved it or not.
And so tasmainia, I hope you DIE THIS YEAR! You've brought anger and annoyance to me :@@@@
God rest his soul
