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Re: Accounting Jokes?
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2010, 01:15:59 pm »
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Why don’t accountants read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers. =\

If you really need any more Accounting JOKES, try:

http://www.free-funny-jokes.com/funny-accountant-jokes.html
http://www.skp.com.au/humour/ahshort.htm
http://www.bookkeeping-basics.net/accounting-jokes.html

That should be more than enough jokes.
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Re: Accounting Jokes?
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2010, 02:20:40 pm »
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^ THERE ARE NEVER ENOUGH JOKES. :|
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Re: Accounting Jokes?
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2010, 02:23:10 pm »
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Quote from: Furbob on December 05, 2010, 02:20:40 pm
^ THERE ARE NEVER ENOUGH JOKES. :|

LOL how many jokes are you planning to put on each card?! :P

I think you only need 1 or 2 jokes per card. :D
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Re: Accounting Jokes?
« Reply #18 on: December 12, 2010, 10:25:11 pm »
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I remember seeing this on the TSFX lecture and it made me laugh.

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Re: Accounting Jokes?
« Reply #19 on: December 12, 2010, 10:28:54 pm »
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Quote from: marr on December 12, 2010, 10:25:11 pm
I remember seeing this on the TSFX lecture and it made me laugh.

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lol thats good :D
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Re: Accounting Jokes?
« Reply #20 on: December 12, 2010, 10:35:39 pm »
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Best one I've seen.
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Re: Accounting Jokes?
« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2010, 12:04:37 pm »
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Quote from: EPL.11.4ever. on December 04, 2010, 07:53:12 pm
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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

LOL I did Accounting this year and I don't even get some of the jokes. =\ Most of them I get, but what is "NPV calculation"? - if anything it should be NRV (Net Realisable Value) - probably none of you guys get it anyhow. :P

Lol, NPV is "net present value"... it's used to decide if a potential investment is worth the return you'd get on it.
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« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2010, 12:06:41 pm »
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Quote from: pi on December 04, 2010, 11:43:34 am
  15. Your idea of "creativity" is a one-sided journal entry.

Accountants are so boring they made "creative accounting" illegal.

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« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2010, 12:17:13 pm »
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You know what's sad? I got all those jokes, and lol'd at most of them ^_^;

I'm going to be the workplace oddball... me: extrovert; all other accountants: introverts.
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« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2010, 12:22:44 pm »
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I lol'd at this one too:

A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?" The businessman replies, "That's the accountant we're looking for."
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