Favourite Quotes From Teachers?

[enwiabe]

Omg, also, this one time... We were all talking for like most of the class (and thus interrupting him) and he got fed up and just left the room.

The next day he comes in with the French teacher and starts shouting at us for being terrible students (we really were and we completely deserved it), and then he turns to the french teacher and says, "is there anything you'd like to add?" and the french teacher says "No, I think you've said it all." and walks out.

That French teacher was not in any sort of VCE co-ordinator/leadership position. We had NO idea why he was there, and we all just simultaneously cracked up laughing and they got sooooo mad. Ah it was awesome. I guess that was more a 'to-be-there' moment, because I'm thinking that won't seem very funny to most people reading this

[enwiabe]

OMG it's all coming back now

In 1+2, there was this girl who wasn't the greatest at Maths but tried really hard to do well. Our good old maths teacher recognised this, and, one day brings in a massive gift-wrapped box and says "I'd like to give out the <teacher's name> most improved award for this year" and he calls out the poor girl's name... she walks up sheepishly and takes the box.

Later, she unwraps it... and inside was a GARDEN GNOME. We have no idea what the hell the meaning was behind it. And she was FREAKED out. Ahahahahaha she was like SCARED of him afterwards. It was fucking funny.

[xox.happy1.xox]

OMG it's all coming back now

In 1+2, there was this girl who wasn't the greatest at Maths but tried really hard to do well. Our good old maths teacher recognised this, and, one day brings in a massive gift-wrapped box and says "I'd like to give out the <teacher's name> most improved award for this year" and he calls out the poor girl's name... she walks up sheepishly and takes the box.

Later, she unwraps it... and inside was a GARDEN GNOME. We have no idea what the hell the meaning was behind it. And she was FREAKED out. Ahahahahaha she was like SCARED of him afterwards. It was fucking funny.

ROFL! OMG, my laugh for the day!

[squance]

I remember one time in chemistry class, my chem teacher was teaching us something and a fly was in the room. It was flying around my chem teacher and he was getting annoyed, waving it away when it came near him. The fly did not seem to want to go away and when my teacher finally had enough, he went into his storage room and came out with a fly spray. At that point, the teacher didn't know where the fly was and he was like, "Now where is he?". Someone said that the fly was near the door. He went over to the door and started to spray the fly spray like mad and in an evil tone crying, "DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! MUHAHAHHAHAHA!"
 

ROFL!!!!!!

[xox.happy1.xox]

I remember one time in chemistry class, my chem teacher was teaching us something and a fly was in the room. It was flying around my chem teacher and he was getting annoyed, waving it away when it came near him. The fly did not seem to want to go away and when my teacher finally had enough, he went into his storage room and came out with a fly spray. At that point, the teacher didn't know where the fly was and he was like, "Now where is he?". Someone said that the fly was near the door. He went over to the door and started to spray the fly spray like mad and in an evil tone crying, "DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! MUHAHAHHAHAHA!"
 

ROFL!!!!!!

Lol, I wish I had this teacher.

[shonakennedy]

ahahahahahahahah this is so funny

[vcestar]

My female specialist teacher at the speech night awards night, after i had won the specilist prize for the school said that "behind every great man, is a woman".

K

Thats it from me cya

[xox.happy1.xox]

My female specialist teacher at the speech night awards night, after i had won the specilist prize for the school said that "behind every great man, is a woman".

K

Thats it from me cya

Of course that's true.

[nicholasysc]

These are not my favs but they have lil humour in them:
My Advance General Maths teacher last year always said that 'Fractions are Yukk' and 'How can we find lil Timmy in the unit circle' when we were doing Circular Functions haha

[shinny]

Quotes taken from ratemyteachers.com; I've only had this teacher as a sub before, but she's pretty infamous now. She's an English teacher at MHS, but she has a strong Indian accent and isn't too great at English herself as you'll see :]

"You dont even know the first word of responsibility!"
"Why can't they have two way crossroads, why must crossroads always be three way?"
"OK, today we are all becoming poetists"
"The word 'metamorphosis' does not exist."
"You have one choice: get in or get out"
"You can quote from the book but in your own words"

[vcestar]

My chemistry teacher tried to crack onto me. He said to me, "you denature my proteins".

[osmoister]

My chemistry teacher tried to crack onto me. He said to me, "you denature my proteins".

that's an old one

[vcestar]

It wasnt to me then. Trust me. I was scared. 

[osmoister]

It wasnt to me then. Trust me. I was scared. 

you got to have more faith in your teachers, especially if they're like the rafei babe.

[TrueLight]

(Student puts in make-up)
Teacher: You don't need make-up to make you look pretty; you need plastic surgery!

*Girl walks into class the day before the formal COVERED in fake tan*
Teacher: "Oh hello <student's name>, I didn't recognise you! Have you been rolling around in the mud?"
*Girl bursts out crying*

and:

*teaching the concept of f(x) to the class in units 1+2*
"Suppose it was not f(x), but f(tree) or f(cloud)... or even f(pussy)! Now let us suppose we 'f' pussy for pussy-values of 2. If f(pussy) = pussy^2 + pussy, and we 'f' pussy at pussy equal to 2, then we find that 'f'ing pussy generates the value of 6"

LMAO!!!