Favourite Quotes From Teachers?

[IntoTheNewWorld]

"you just got schooled"
This is our 30 something economics teacher after dominating our class at mario kart 64

Your class should be ashamed

[slothpomba]

My IT teacher was awesome... he was rattling on about something boring like functions... then a guy screams out...Your a function! Teacher: Your mums a function! O_O haha (didnt see that one comming).

Theres something called an N-S(Nassi-Schneiderman) diagram...someone called it a nazi spiderman diagram (i wasnt in this class but) i hear he drew a nazi spiderman.

[maine]

"you just got schooled"
This is our 30 something economics teacher after dominating our class at mario kart 64

Your class should be ashamed

Whilst playing he was recounting to us that mario kart with mates was pretty much his uni days
And he was being all conservative, he would just stay up the top of one of the 4 blocks and lob shells off

[xXNovaxX]

My IT teacher was awesome... he was rattling on about something boring like functions... then a guy screams out...Your a function! Teacher: Your mums a function! O_O haha (didnt see that one comming).

Theres something called an N-S(Nassi-Schneiderman) diagram...someone called it a nazi spiderman diagram (i wasnt in this class but) i hear he drew a nazi spiderman.

LMFAO, yes I know that diagram!!! And it sounds german too, think created by one!! LMAOO,

[samuch]

when there was only 5 of so people in our class we got on the topic of Hi-5 with our male teacher
then one girl was explaining what the new member of the group looked like and decided to compare her to one of the girls at my school since they look alike...
my teachers response: "oh... thats unfortunate"
HAHAHA
mean but funny since its coming from a teacher

[samuch]

when there was only 5 of so people in our class we got on the topic of Hi-5 with our male teacher
then one girl was explaining what the new member of the group looked like and decided to compare her to one of the girls at my school since they look alike...
my teachers response: "oh... thats unfortunate"
HAHAHA
mean but funny since its coming from a teacher

LOL! Omg that's horrible haha!

hes a pretty awesome teacher

[minilunchbox]

So year 11s had exams today (my last exam was this morning hurrah) and we're supposed to leave the school if we've finished. But my friend and I decided to stay because we had a meeting at lunch time. Anyway, we're sitting in a deserted corridor, eating icypoles and whatnot which we're not supposed to and our new principal walks along in t-shirt and shorts (apparently there was a student/teacher soccer match at lunch time? what is this i don't even-) and he doesn't say anything.

Then he walks back and does a bloody cartwheel across the corridor and says, "I've still got it."

[xXNovaxX]

^omg o.O

[samuch]

So year 11s had exams today (my last exam was this morning hurrah) and we're supposed to leave the school if we've finished. But my friend and I decided to stay because we had a meeting at lunch time. Anyway, we're sitting in a deserted corridor, eating icypoles and whatnot which we're not supposed to and our new principal walks along in t-shirt and shorts (apparently there was a student/teacher soccer match at lunch time? what is this i don't even-) and he doesn't say anything.

Then he walks back and does a bloody cartwheel across the corridor and says, "I've still got it."

haha wow
i wish i could do cartwheels

[slothpomba]

So year 11s had exams today (my last exam was this morning hurrah) and we're supposed to leave the school if we've finished. But my friend and I decided to stay because we had a meeting at lunch time. Anyway, we're sitting in a deserted corridor, eating icypoles and whatnot which we're not supposed to and our new principal walks along in t-shirt and shorts (apparently there was a student/teacher soccer match at lunch time? what is this i don't even-) and he doesn't say anything.

Then he walks back and does a bloody cartwheel across the corridor and says, "I've still got it."

Haha I'd like to see that from mine... but he's got that kind of cult leader atmosphere about him.

[azzagoldie]

miss what is an endevour award?
"well it means you tried but your still shit"

[kat148]

miss what is an endevour award?
"well it means you tried but your still shit"

My teacher calls it the 'try-hard' award.

[minilunchbox]

miss what is an endevour award?
"well it means you tried but your still shit"

My teacher calls it the 'try-hard' award.

Our try-hard award is called ~Positive Behaviour and Effort~.