Interesting transcript with an Egyptian

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See how long it takes for youse to get it

foreign reporter moves on and approaches a random guy trying to cover other aspects of the Egyptian mentality
 
 

Reporter:         Hello
Egyptian:         Welcum to egybt

Reporter:        Thank you; may I interview you?
Egyptian:         Ofcors

Reporter:         What's your name?
Egyptian:         Essam

Reporter:        Ok Mr. Essam, what do you do? I mean do you work?
Essam:              Yees... I have koshk

Reporter:        Koshk?..what is koshk?
Essam:              Small subarmarket; you andarstand? I sell cigarettes... Boxes and fart

Reporter:        Don't you think smoking is bad for people?
Essam:              I don't hit beoble on zer hand and make zem smoke..AZ we say here in Egybt..(your brain in your   
                              Head, you know where you finish)

Reporter:        I don't get it...but let's move on ....How do you feel about terrorism?
Essam:             Terrorism is good..we love terrorisms in egybt..zey bring dollars to za cantry..and zey all light   
                             Egybt..AZ we say here in egybt...nawwart -masr

Reporter:         I am shocked to hear that
Essam:              NO NO..don't shock..we are like zis..and our fazarz waz like zis..we    love terrorisms and make
                              Zem feel at home.becoz zey bring a lot of money to za cantry and guvurment

Reporter:        Are you claiming that terrorists support the Egyptian government financially?
Essam:             Sbeak again bleez

Reporter:       I mean, are you saying that terrorists are paying money to the Egyptian government?
Essam:            Ofcorse zey bay...zey one of za most imbortant bay to za cantry..terrorists, and Sewiss canal and za   
                            High sadd in Aswan

Reporter:            Oh my God ..that is very disturbing... Do you have any idea where they reside in Egypt?
Essam                  Sbeak again

Reporter:           Where terrorists stay in Egypt
Essam:                Zey love Sharm El Sheikh..also Khan el Khalili to buy sofoneer and drink shisha

Reporter:           Oh yes..I can totally relate.. We heard about bombings there a couple of years ago...Why do you think   
                           The police doesn't capture those terrorists?
Essam:                Bolice here in egybt..very good..zey borotect terrorists very well..don't warry..don't zey brotect you?

Reporter:           Why do I need protection?
Essam:                Because you are terrorist

Reporter:           Absolutely not!
Essam:                You look like zem

Reporter:           Do I ?
Essam:                yees..wite skin.. No clozes and no sbeak Arabic

Reporter:           OH MY GOD..U MISUNDERSTOOD MY QUESTIONS
Essam:                Sank you very much..

Reporter:           I'm sorry..I'll have to end this now before it leads to more wrong information
Essam:                sbeak again

Reporter:           I have to go now
Essam:               No boroborem..you light Egybt..

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[Odette]

Lol how funny
especially the sayings in arabic hehe...