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Re: Jokes
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2008, 08:12:58 pm »
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More pickup lines: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=10285933798

Heh. There's a link to the Harry Potter bad pick-up lines on that group.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2008, 11:52:04 pm »
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And here's my 1000th post.

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« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2008, 07:04:14 pm »
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And here's my 1000th post.

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cmel - Person excalibur = new Person(9001);

You mean caramel+ excalibue = new person? :)
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2008, 07:44:03 pm »
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« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2008, 09:35:17 pm »
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Lol, I thought of another one! It runs along the lines of 'My name is (insert name here)... Remember it, because you'll be screaming it later'. So ridiculously hillarious! ;D

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« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2008, 09:36:32 pm »
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Lol, I thought of another one! It runs along the lines of 'My name is (insert name here)... Remember it, because you'll be screaming it later'. So ridiculously hillarious! ;D
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« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2008, 10:46:25 pm »
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hey xox.happy1.xox,

My name is Costa... Remember it, because you'll be screaming it later ;)

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2008, 10:55:02 pm »
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hey Costa

I don't want to remember you screaming my name. Hence why I'm not telling you. ;D
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2008, 11:09:55 pm »
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hey xox.happy1.xox,

My name is Costa... Remember it, because you'll be screaming it later ;)

Lol, you are such a funny one, Costa :P

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« Reply #24 on: July 25, 2008, 11:13:17 pm »
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... ???..... oh right...yeh... joke

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« Reply #25 on: July 26, 2008, 07:29:42 pm »
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You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator

You're so ugly, they call you Moses because every time you step in the lake, the water parts.

You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.

by the way no one has answered my question on how excalibue and carmale know each other so well.
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« Reply #26 on: July 26, 2008, 07:49:08 pm »
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You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator

You're so ugly, they call you Moses because every time you step in the lake, the water parts.

You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.

by the way no one has answered my question on how excalibue and carmale know each other so well.

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« Reply #27 on: July 26, 2008, 07:53:46 pm »
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I got another one... 'Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?'. Lol, I love it, so typical :D
« Last Edit: July 27, 2008, 07:08:18 pm by xox.happy1.xox »

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« Reply #28 on: July 26, 2008, 09:35:30 pm »
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And here's my 1000th post.

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cmel - Person excalibur = new Person(9001);

You mean caramel+ excalibue = new person? :)

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #29 on: July 28, 2008, 12:50:31 am »
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You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator

You're so ugly, they call you Moses because every time you step in the lake, the water parts.

You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.

by the way no one has answered my question on how excalibue and carmale know each other so well.

Excalibur And Caramel*
i think they are bf and gf


Indeed.
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