The "taking quotes in their original context" thread

[ninwa]

*going past a car full of bogan-looking people hanging around the park at night, carrying glowsticks*

ninwa: "they were sticks which glowed..."
enwiabe: "yeah... glowsticks"
ninwa: "maybe they were lightsabers! ha ha!"
enwiabe: "I hope not. I would fear for the future of the Jedi legacy"
ninwa: "... wow, your geekiness knows no bounds"
enwiabe: "yes it does. it has an upper bound of 2, and a lower bound of 0 HAR HAR HAR I'M SO FUNNY"
ninwa: /facepalm (yes I actually did facepalm)

[ninwa]

[20:24] <ahmad> what age is pedo
[20:24] <ahmad> what's the age differential for pedo
[20:25] <ninwa> depends on your age
[20:25] <ahmad> we need some sort of metric
[20:25] <ahmad> what about (age2 - age1)/age2
[20:26] <moofinhero> what
[20:26] <ahmad> so for applethief (19-16)/19 = 3/19 ~ 16% pedo
[20:26] <moofinhero> depends on age
[20:26] <ahmad> yeah, this depends on age!
[20:26] <ahmad> like if it was (5 - 2)/5 = 3/5 ~ 60% pedo
[20:27] <ahmad> vs 16% for applethief
[20:27] <ninwa> ahmad's theorem for calculating the pedo-ness of a person


Ahmad puts maths to practical, real-life uses

[Cthulhu]

But Ahmad is a pure mathematician not an applied one... is the line between the two fields beginning to blur?

[Glockmeister]

But Ahmad is a pure mathematician not an applied one... is the line between the two fields beginning to blur?

With Ahmad, probably.

[TrueTears]

$4~~~ k ä м i L ~~~  d^_^b        Justyna  says:
 u really made a name for urself at VN
[TrueTears] - says:
 LOL
·$4~~~ k ä м i L ~~~  d^_^b        Justyna  says:
 every little insecure noob wants ur words of gold

lulz

[kamil9876]

Only commenting on the recent tutoring successes as well as the newly found commercial powers of VN

[Ahmad]

[10:33] <@Ahmad0> [reveals xXNovaxX's ENTER (which I won't mention in this quote)]
[10:33] <Cthulhu> \o/
[10:33] <xXNovaxX> lol?
[10:33] <xXNovaxX> why the lol =(
[10:34] <Cthulhu> what
[10:34] <Cthulhu> whos loling
[10:34] <xXNovaxX> u =(
[10:34] <AppleThief> it's not a lol
[10:34] <xXNovaxX> u rote under ahmad
[10:34] <AppleThief> it's a head and arms

[ninwa]

enwiabe talks English good

<KFC chips> says:
 i hihgly doubt she is self-aware of how much what she's doing

[minilunchbox]

enwiabe talks English good

<KFC chips> says:
 i hihgly doubt she is self-aware of how much what she's doing

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[slothpomba]

enwiabe talks English good

<KFC chips> says:
 i hihgly doubt she is self-aware of how much what she's doing

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

*Head implodes*

[humph]

[20:25] <ahmad> we need some sort of metric
[20:25] <ahmad> what about (age2 - age1)/age2

Not a metric - it fails on all three counts (positivity, symmetry, and triangle inequality). However, it's not hard to see that

is a metric on the space . Of course, you don't really want symmetry in a paedometer, so a metric's probably not the way to go about it.

[Ahmad]

I meant metric as a way of measuring rather than the full blown mathematical notion of it (I wasn't thinking of maths at the time, it just kinda.. happened)

[ninwa]

enwiabe says:
 you're the worst chinese person ever 
 pfft
 anti-censorship
 HOW COULD YOU


>_>

[ninwa]

[00:33] *** moofinhero has quit ("bye boys + excal")

[ninwa]

enwiabe: she's only with me for my $$$$$$$$$$$$$$
enwiabe:    
Devoted   : lol daniel
ninwa: jewgold
Devoted   : isn't she richer than you anyway?
Devoted   : oh, your jewish
Devoted   : never mind