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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #270 on: May 07, 2011, 09:01:34 pm »
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It took me a while to work out the above post in my head.  :-\

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« Reply #271 on: May 07, 2011, 09:53:56 pm »
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Definition of English right here.

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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #272 on: May 08, 2011, 12:27:44 am »
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LMFAO

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #273 on: May 09, 2011, 03:59:04 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #274 on: May 09, 2011, 09:55:12 pm »
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Quote from: SDPHD on May 07, 2011, 09:01:34 pm
It took me a while to work out the above post in my head.  :-\

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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #275 on: May 10, 2011, 07:15:23 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #276 on: May 14, 2011, 01:40:07 am »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #277 on: May 14, 2011, 01:46:56 am »
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I don't even know why I laughed so hard at this??
whatevs

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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #278 on: May 19, 2011, 02:11:15 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #279 on: May 19, 2011, 05:02:14 pm »
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Saw this in the newspaper and just laughed.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #280 on: May 19, 2011, 09:17:20 pm »
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   Was gonna post this in News and Politics, but thought it was more appropriate here

  (lol @ the thumbnail pictures)

  http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/2011/05/19/search-continues-for-man-who-tried-to-board-train-with-horse-91466-28721612/
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« Reply #281 on: May 19, 2011, 10:14:10 pm »
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Quote from: MuggedByReality on May 19, 2011, 09:17:20 pm
   Was gonna post this in News and Politics, but thought it was more appropriate here

  (lol @ the thumbnail pictures)

  http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/2011/05/19/search-continues-for-man-who-tried-to-board-train-with-horse-91466-28721612/

That was on The 7pm Project... massive lol.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #282 on: May 22, 2011, 08:22:57 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #283 on: May 23, 2011, 09:53:53 am »
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 Someone in the audience on a debate show here argued that faith schools were a good idea because no-one going to one had entered into a suicide pact recently.
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