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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #570 on: May 22, 2012, 11:42:39 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #571 on: May 23, 2012, 09:11:35 am »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #572 on: May 23, 2012, 04:31:44 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #574 on: May 23, 2012, 05:26:25 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #575 on: May 23, 2012, 06:57:24 pm »
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Quote from: Hodgeyhodgey on May 23, 2012, 09:11:35 am
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OMG SO FKING TRUE.
This is coming from a medical receptionist (read: part-time cryptologist).
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #576 on: May 23, 2012, 07:17:51 pm »
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Quote from: Hodgeyhodgey on May 23, 2012, 09:11:35 am
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OMG SO FKING TRUE.
This is coming from a medical receptionist (read: part-time cryptologist).

Haha wow, you must have a hell of a time trying to decipher their scribbles.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #577 on: May 23, 2012, 07:40:28 pm »
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Quote from: Mao on May 20, 2012, 02:51:27 pm
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Politicians believes that the glass of water would be more empty if the opposition were in charge ;)
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #578 on: May 23, 2012, 09:16:31 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #579 on: May 23, 2012, 09:41:15 pm »
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^^^^^^^^^

That reminds me of those stupid groups that end in  "LIKE THIS IF YOU CRIED"

Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsUYxwIEerI
I lol'd so much.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #580 on: May 23, 2012, 09:51:17 pm »
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Quote from: Hutchoo on May 23, 2012, 09:41:15 pm
^^^^^^^^^

That reminds me of those stupid groups that end in  "LIKE THIS IF YOU CRIED"

Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsUYxwIEerI
I lol'd so much.
that's fkn hilarious :P

his voice is so good!
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #581 on: May 23, 2012, 09:57:21 pm »
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Oh my god hahahahha that is HILARIOUS
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #582 on: May 23, 2012, 10:06:44 pm »
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Quote from: tony3272 on May 23, 2012, 09:51:17 pm
Quote from: Hutchoo on May 23, 2012, 09:41:15 pm
^^^^^^^^^

That reminds me of those stupid groups that end in  "LIKE THIS IF YOU CRIED"

Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsUYxwIEerI
I lol'd so much.
that's fkn hilarious :P

his voice is so good!
Made my day.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #583 on: May 24, 2012, 08:39:05 pm »
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i thought it was funny :)

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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #584 on: May 24, 2012, 09:33:59 pm »
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