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Callum

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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1125 on: August 19, 2012, 03:29:05 am »
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Quote from: thushan on August 18, 2012, 10:20:55 pm
Paul's sig:

"I want to study medicine for the same three reason as everybody else does - chicks, money, power and chicks"

Surely he meant...

"I want to study medicine for the same three reason as everybody else does - curry chicks, money, power and curry chicks"
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1126 on: August 19, 2012, 11:50:24 am »
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EDIT: LovesPhysics, how does that guy have 3 arms? I think one of them is the girls hand?
« Last Edit: August 19, 2012, 11:57:11 am by DisaFear »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1127 on: August 19, 2012, 02:31:00 pm »
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DisaFear, look at wife's right shoulder
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1128 on: August 19, 2012, 06:46:47 pm »
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Quote from: Callum on August 19, 2012, 03:29:05 am
Quote from: thushan on August 18, 2012, 10:20:55 pm
Paul's sig:

"I want to study medicine for the same three reason as everybody else does - chicks, money, power and chicks"

Surely he meant...

"I want to study medicine for the same three reason as everybody else does - curry chicks, money, power and curry chicks"

Top edit.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1129 on: August 20, 2012, 12:03:05 am »
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Freaking monash.

LOL (saw this on the way to Melb Uni open day)
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1130 on: August 20, 2012, 01:26:09 am »
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Quote from: Hutchoo on August 20, 2012, 12:03:05 am
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Freaking monash.

LOL (saw this on the way to Melb Uni open day)

The University of Melbourne is helping stop the spread of dengue fever and irritating mosquito bites in general by killing all mosquitos.

We think that's smarter.

University of Melbourne - Where being better has never stopped.

:P
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1131 on: August 20, 2012, 01:36:04 am »
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Quote from: Gloamglozer on August 20, 2012, 01:26:09 am
Quote from: Hutchoo on August 20, 2012, 12:03:05 am
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Freaking monash.

LOL (saw this on the way to Melb Uni open day)

The University of Melbourne is helping stop the spread of dengue fever and irritating mosquito bites in general by killing all mosquitos.

We think that's smarter.

University of Melbourne - Where being better has never stopped.

:P
It stopped when the Melbourne Model was introduced.


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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1132 on: August 20, 2012, 01:41:54 am »
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^Gotta say, TT does have a valid point there.
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1133 on: August 20, 2012, 04:46:30 pm »
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BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE
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« Reply #1134 on: August 22, 2012, 09:27:54 pm »
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« Reply #1135 on: August 22, 2012, 10:00:46 pm »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1136 on: August 24, 2012, 12:43:09 am »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1137 on: August 24, 2012, 12:55:14 am »
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« Last Edit: August 24, 2012, 01:03:16 am by LovesPhysics »
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Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #1138 on: August 26, 2012, 10:16:06 pm »
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« Reply #1139 on: August 26, 2012, 10:34:00 pm »
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