^^i'll assume that his last post was legit and respond accordingly lol

If you're in the hospital then the person treating you will be a doctor. Medical school is hard. If you graduate, you're capable. Being personable is just a nice bonus.
And how does the UMAT or VCE select for people who are comedians? The interview is to select charismatic individuals, but the people getting into medicine are all capable and deserve their place.
I think that the UMAT is luck of the draw in what the questions are (since it's not based on a set curriculum) but I disagree with calling it subjective and terrible. In any case, if you go via the graduate pathway (a very significant amount of places) you'll find that it plays to a more scientifically minded individual.