Most idiotic thing you've ever done?

[rife168]

This wasn't me personally but it is so ridiculously idiotic that I thought I would share it.
My friend had a mate over, so naturally, they decided to play some brandy (like chasey but you throw a ball instead of tagging). They were a bit bored with regular brandy, so they decided to play on the roof of my friend's house. In trying to dodge the ball, my friend took one step too many backwards and fell off the roof, landed on a rubbish bin and broke his collarbone.
The end.

[SamiJ]

This wasn't me personally but it is so ridiculously idiotic that I thought I would share it.
My friend had a mate over, so naturally, they decided to play some brandy (like chasey but you throw a ball instead of tagging). They were a bit bored with regular brandy, so they decided to play on the roof of my friend's house. In trying to dodge the ball, my friend took one step too many backwards and fell off the roof, landed on a rubbish bin and broke his collarbone.
The end.

That's like 'extreme brandy'! How old were they at the time?

[rife168]

This wasn't me personally but it is so ridiculously idiotic that I thought I would share it.
My friend had a mate over, so naturally, they decided to play some brandy (like chasey but you throw a ball instead of tagging). They were a bit bored with regular brandy, so they decided to play on the roof of my friend's house. In trying to dodge the ball, my friend took one step too many backwards and fell off the roof, landed on a rubbish bin and broke his collarbone.
The end.

That's like 'extreme brandy'! How old were they at the time?

It was about this time last year.. So.. 16-17

[nemolala]

Oh my^

[Mech]

One of my mates got very drunk and thought he could do a backflip off of his stationary car. He ended up fracturing his leg in three places. Needless to say, everyone was too drunk to drive him to the hospital and an ambulance was called.

[John President]

One of my mates got very drunk and thought he could do a backflip over a campfire on the beach. He ended up severely burning his hand. Needless to say, everyone was too drunk to drive him to the hospital and an ambulance was called.

^ Have a similar story which I cbs writing

[taiga]

"My ex girlfriend"

[SamiJ]

Oh my^

My thoughts exactly...

[SDPHD]

"My ex girlfriend"

But why the ""?

[ShortBlackChick]

Letting my friends cut my hair in Yr 8 and ending up with something that resembled a long dog tail.
Letting aforementioned friends put concealer that we'd found in a drawer at school on my lips.
Letting aforementioned friends stick a glue stick onto my forehead.
Letting same (fucking ceebs typing that word) friends attempt to colour my hair with texta's.
Letting same friends try to stuff me into a bin.
"                              " help me make my signature for my passport and ending up with a fucking love heart as a dot in the letter 'I'.

I dont regret being a form of guinea pig for my friends though. It gave them enjoyment through seeing me be an idiot.

SDPHD can you think of more stupid things that I've done? There has to be more surely?

[aiming_95]

The Mythbusters could use someone like you.

[nerdgasm]

This isn't the most idiotic thing I've done, but I think it accurately displays my lack of common sense.

During Year 7, in Food Tech, we were making apple crumble. Being me, I was peeling my apples with the blade moving towards my fingers. I ended up slicing my thumb, which severely impeded me for the rest of the lesson. Later, when it was time to grate the peeled apples, I grated the apples using the extra-fine grater, the end result being a continuous stream of apple juice going into my bowl. I honestly could not work out what I was doing wrong, until the teachers helped me.

At lunchtime, I resolved to eat my terribly prepared apple crumble anyway, just so all my effort would not be wasted. I did, but in the next class, I ended up with great stomach pains, and so excused myself to the toilets. Upon leaving the toilets, I realised I'd left my lanyard (with keys and ID card) in the cubicle. For some reason, I thought other kids would steal it, and raced back to the toilets, but could not find my lanyard in any of the open cubicles. There was one locked cubicle, so I asked the person if they'd seen my lanyard. A girl responded that she had not, but I took no notice of the fact that I was talking to a girl, and paced back and forth, trying to work out where my lanyard was.

Only after a minute or so did I realise I was in the girls' bathroom, and so tried to quickly leave, but alas, just as I got to the door, three girls on the other side opened it, and screamed extremely loudly.

[ShortBlackChick]

Dude! What the hell were you on that day!

Although I cant talk. I seem like I'm on drugs everyday.

[SDPHD]

SDPHD can you think of more stupid things that I've done? There has to be more surely?

Moving schools.

[Phy124]

Although this certainly isn't the most idiotic thing I've done and it would probably struggle to make it into the top 10, I do enjoy telling it.

When I was young my friend and I lacked the presence of a trampoline, so what better to jump on then a bed, right?

Long story, short, I jumped sideways, fell through the window beside the bed and landed in a rose bush - damn my luck...

The most idiotic thing I ever did involved an ambulance and consequent hospitalization, but I'm not going to go into details for that one