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appianway

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Physics Puns
« on: November 11, 2009, 05:40:11 pm »
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Watt could be better?

Post away ;D
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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2009, 05:41:07 pm »
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Watt is the unit of Power?
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appianway

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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2009, 05:43:00 pm »
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Yeah, I know. I just 'power' through these puns - I force my way through them :)
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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2009, 05:45:04 pm »
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Black holes really suck

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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2009, 05:46:46 pm »
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I went into a bar one day and asked "how much for a drink?", the bartender replied "for you, no charge".
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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2009, 05:48:19 pm »
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Quote from: TrueTears on November 11, 2009, 05:46:46 pm
I went into a bar one day and asked "how much for a drink?", the bartender replied "for you, no charge".

I think the bartender is gay
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appianway

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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2009, 05:48:44 pm »
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(Well, it'd depend on the frame of reference taken, because presumably the action of 'sucking' requires a reference over time).

I just can't resist these puns :)
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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2009, 05:56:33 pm »
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True story: Well my dad was on a ladder climbing on the roof and there were power lines near. So I say: "You better watch out for those power lines, they have the potential to be deadly".
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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2009, 08:42:03 pm »
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I was once making some Raisin toast- but my toaster was going a bit flakey and kept cutting the power out.

There was a Raisin stuck in the wires and without thinking, I shouted out, "It must have been the electric current".
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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2009, 10:22:47 pm »
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Mathematician's intrusion:

Professor's complaint: "Students don't know anything about mathematics these days, I had a student come into my office today asking if General Calculus was a Roman war hero"
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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2009, 10:23:31 pm »
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"INTRUDER ALERT,INTRUDER ALERT"

kill it with fire
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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2009, 10:25:42 pm »
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Quote from: TrueTears on November 11, 2009, 05:46:46 pm
I went into a bar one day and asked "how much for a drink?", the bartender replied "for you, no charge".

yea my chem teacher showed me a pic of a neutron
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:)

a neutron went into a bar one day and asked "how much for a drink?", the bartender replied "for you, no charge".

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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2009, 11:39:36 pm »
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There may or may not be a pun about Heisenberg.
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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2009, 11:40:52 pm »
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Quote from: crappy on November 11, 2009, 10:23:31 pm
"INTRUDER ALERT,INTRUDER ALERT"

kill it with fire
HAHAHAHA NICE PUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Physics Puns
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2009, 02:18:32 am »
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Q: What is the difference between a Quantum Theorist and a Beauty
     Therapist?
A:  The Quantum Theorist uses Planck's Constant as a foundation,
      whereas the Beauty Therapist uses Max Factor.
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