Campus Centre:
Meeting point - absolute shithole, enjoy your food poisoning
Peri Peri - awesome chicken, expensive
Fish and Chips - fucking cop out, why raise the price bitches?
Asian Noodle shop - everything taste the same. EVERYTHING
The Kitchen - crap
Asian grocery - you call that FOOD?
The Deli - overpriced, but very nice
Coffee HQ - better off getting your coffee from somewhere else, brandfag.
Grain express - average takeaway Chinese. Do not want.
Wholefoods - vego, nice atmosphere. Very comfy couches, have had unspeakable things done on top of them.
Pizza shop - not too bad
Hargrave:
Fibonacci - Awesome coffee, convenient location
Kebab shop - their price is always on the rise
Asian shop - fucking. disgusting.
Matheson:
The Den <3 awesome food, shocking coffee
STRIP:
Full of old people.
Summary - go to the Den, go to Fibonacci, go to wholefoods, volunteer in wholefoods, fall in love with fellow volunteer, find out she's bi, have sex after volunteering, have an open and polygamous relationship with her and her cult, have sex with her lesbian girlfriend, break up with her but stay in the cult, eventually catch AIDs, die in the toilets of the campus center reading how Stephen Conroy stuffed his penis in a cow.