Favourite Quotes From Teachers?

[misskaraleah]

This is another quote i remembered from my Viscom Teacher.

friend: Miss, do we have a mirror in this room?
teacher: No, but if you turn the light off in the back room and close the door, the refelction of the glass works as a good mirror.

somehow i dont think my friend is so vain.

[Richie63]

this one is from my female methods teacher at the start of the year:
"Don't be afraid to use me boys, just really work me hard"

same teacher, in reference to chapter 10:
"Boys, you've got to be ready to be with me tomorrow to hit that"


if only she knew...

[kurrymuncher]

this one is from my female methods teacher at the start of the year:
"Don't be afraid to use me boys, just really work me hard"

same teacher, in reference to chapter 10:
"Boys, you've got to be ready to be with me tomorrow to hit that"


if only she knew...

LOL

[osmoister]

this one is from my female methods teacher at the start of the year:
"Don't be afraid to use me boys, just really work me hard"

same teacher, in reference to chapter 10:
"Boys, you've got to be ready to be with me tomorrow to hit that"


if only she knew...

too bad i had male teachers throughout year 11

[osmoister]

It wasnt to me then. Trust me. I was scared. 

you got to have more faith in your teachers, especially if they're like the rafei babe.

Hey, she was actually a good teacher...

funnily enough, she actually taught at a school close to mine

[xox.happy1.xox]

It wasnt to me then. Trust me. I was scared. 

you got to have more faith in your teachers, especially if they're like the rafei babe.

Hey, she was actually a good teacher...

funnily enough, she actually taught at a school close to mine

She taught at my school, Roxburgh College.

[JL_91]

From my Revs teacher:
"Hold on for dear death."
(...we all found that funny because we think he meant "Hold on for dear life."!)

[Odette.]

teacher: "What does your boyfriend do?"
student: "He's an electrician."
teacher: "An electrician, huh? Does he...turn your lights on?!" (he didn't mean this in a dirty way at all but it really sounded bad)

Haha... Then there were quotes that just made me laugh my head off:

"Goggly-gook"
"Whoop whoop TAFE" (They didn't think any of us were going to make it to Uni. )
"Doovie-whackies"
and my personal favourite:
"If you fail to prepare; prepare to fail!" ---> So true!

Can relate to the whole idea of teachers thinking we'd end up in TAFE, infact most of my teachers didn't think I'd make it to Uni (maybe I should send them a copy of my Uni results, lol) , I remember my old maths teacher telling one of the students, "you're obviously wasting your time at school, you may as well just go find yourself a job at safeway, or at preston market" [most people at my school, had parents who owned shops in preston market].

Which reminds me of my year 8 english teacher, who would always yell at us for no reason... he was a weird one, writing down things on his hand... once I read something on his hand, it said "Yell at James at 10am"...I mean how do you plan to yell at someone? >_>

[xox.happy1.xox]

Which reminds me of my year 8 english teacher, who would always yell at us for no reason... he was a weird one, writing down things on his hand... once I read something on his hand, it said "Yell at James at 10am"...I mean how do you plan to yell at someone? >_>

Bahaha... How would you know if that person was misbehaving? Perhaps they had an epiphany and changed their ways? Lol, but the teacher would never know that, would he?

[Odette.]

Which reminds me of my year 8 english teacher, who would always yell at us for no reason... he was a weird one, writing down things on his hand... once I read something on his hand, it said "Yell at James at 10am"...I mean how do you plan to yell at someone? >_>

Bahaha... How would you know if that person was misbehaving? Perhaps they had an epiphany and changed their ways? Lol, but the teacher would never know that, would he?

Haha, yeah, although he always seemed to have perfect timing... maybe he was psychic O_O

[xox.happy1.xox]

Which reminds me of my year 8 english teacher, who would always yell at us for no reason... he was a weird one, writing down things on his hand... once I read something on his hand, it said "Yell at James at 10am"...I mean how do you plan to yell at someone? >_>

Bahaha... How would you know if that person was misbehaving? Perhaps they had an epiphany and changed their ways? Lol, but the teacher would never know that, would he?

Haha, yeah, although he always seemed to have perfect timing... maybe he was psychic O_O

Freaky...

[Odette.]

Which reminds me of my year 8 english teacher, who would always yell at us for no reason... he was a weird one, writing down things on his hand... once I read something on his hand, it said "Yell at James at 10am"...I mean how do you plan to yell at someone? >_>

Bahaha... How would you know if that person was misbehaving? Perhaps they had an epiphany and changed their ways? Lol, but the teacher would never know that, would he?

Haha, yeah, although he always seemed to have perfect timing... maybe he was psychic O_O

Freaky...

We were a cruel class, forced him to cry and quit his job lol.... Guess he didn't see that coming

[osmoister]

It wasnt to me then. Trust me. I was scared. 

you got to have more faith in your teachers, especially if they're like the rafei babe.

Hey, she was actually a good teacher...

funnily enough, she actually taught at a school close to mine

She taught at my school, Roxburgh College.

you go to such a shit school, then again mine isn't any better

[Damo17]

It wasnt to me then. Trust me. I was scared. 

you got to have more faith in your teachers, especially if they're like the rafei babe.

Hey, she was actually a good teacher...

funnily enough, she actually taught at a school close to mine

She taught at my school, Roxburgh College.

you go to such a shit school, then again mine isn't any better

Roxburgh College had 1 person last year with a study score 40 or over.
Information Technology (VCE VET): 42


However: Erinbank Secondary last year = 0 over 40's compared to 2006 with 3.

[osmoister]

It wasnt to me then. Trust me. I was scared. 

you got to have more faith in your teachers, especially if they're like the rafei babe.

Hey, she was actually a good teacher...

funnily enough, she actually taught at a school close to mine

She taught at my school, Roxburgh College.

you go to such a shit school, then again mine isn't any better

Roxburgh College had 1 person last year with a study score 40 or over.
Information Technology (VCE VET): 42


However: Erinbank Secondary last year = 0 over 40's compared to 2006 with 3.

ok dude, you don't have to dig it in any further, i understand. however, 2009 wont be the same. i guarantee it